[michwm]

SO

[RichInOC]

I love a happy ending...don't you?

[Bommer]

Too bad, soo sad, jihad!

[MCRD]

As long as they didn't put panties on his head.

[teenyelliott]

Dang. Does that mean he doesn't get his virgins?

[atomicpossum]

Nice little headline to imply we killed a poor little prisoner...when in fact that's not the case.

[Gondring]

The terrorist was evacuated...

Dang, they don't describe how they know he was a terrorist.

[i_dont_chat]

I hope this starts a trend.

[scottinoc]

Is engaging the same as attacking? Or was he merely engaging them in conversation?

[siunevada]

A 37-year-old Iraqi male died...as a result of gunshot wounds sustained while engaging Coalition Forces

This is news? Foxnews! This isn't news.

[1rudeboy]

I must praise Allah
He helps me kill infidels.
But for their bullets.

[ArtyFO]

A moderate Muslim is one who only wants to kill Jews.

[mtbopfuyn]

Yeah, but was he wearing pink panties?

[Jake The Goose]

I bet his last meal was better than mine will be tonight

[Hand em their arse]

"A 37-year-old Iraqi male died Aug. 22 at Abu Ghraib ( search) as a result of gunshot wounds sustained while engaging Coalition Forces..." Hey, here's something I agree with Gary Coleman on....

[QQQQQ]

"gunshot wounds sustained while engaging Coalition Forces,"



Looks like he died of his wounds he got when he was trying to kill our soldiers, and we still gave him medical treatment, but he died anyway.

[AliVeritas]

Next.

[Lunkhead_01]

I need to redo my bumper sticker from "More people died in the back seat of Teddy Kennedy's car than died at Abu Ghraib" to "As many people died in the back seat of Teddy Kennedy's car than died at Abu Ghraib".