To: kiriath_jearim
your tax dollars hard at work making the world safe for humanity.
2 posted on
09/23/2005 10:09:30 AM PDT by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you.)
To: kiriath_jearim
I believe it. I also believe that women have cleaner ears than men too.
To: kiriath_jearim
I know every place my d#*cks been in recently years, and it's cleaner than the faucets in a men's room at a Atlanta Braves game.
4 posted on
09/23/2005 10:11:55 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: kiriath_jearim
Researchers lingered in public restrooms, putting on makeup I'm not going to hang around and wash up with one of THOSE in there...
5 posted on
09/23/2005 10:11:59 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: kiriath_jearim
But womens bathrooms are dirty then mens bathrooms because of womenly things.
Also I think it would be obvious that men wash their hands less then women do.
6 posted on
09/23/2005 10:13:40 AM PDT by
JimDingle
(Give Dingle a Jingle)
To: kiriath_jearim
A Yankee Boy noticed a Sothron Boy leave a urinal, and head for the door. The Yankee remarked, "up Nawth, our mothers teach us to wash our hands after we urinate".
The Sothron Boy replied,
"Fine, but our mothers teach us not to pee on our hands"!
7 posted on
09/23/2005 10:14:04 AM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(LET ME DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP, ALEX KOZINSKI FOR SCOTUS)
To: kiriath_jearim
A baseball game seems like a good control group for researching how men race out of restrooms and women are in no particular hurry.
9 posted on
09/23/2005 10:15:59 AM PDT by
anonymous_user
(Russel Honore for President)
To: kiriath_jearim
"Women's Hands Cleaner Than Men, Study Says"
Aren't you glad we have these modern, scientific studies to impart such brilliant insights?
10 posted on
09/23/2005 10:16:18 AM PDT by
Irish Rose
(Don't make Me come down there. ---God)
To: kiriath_jearim
Women's hands are cleaner than men's because we have to do what they won't...
To: kiriath_jearim
Are they saying "Popi was sloppy?"
15 posted on
09/23/2005 10:26:49 AM PDT by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: kiriath_jearim
I keep my "Johnson" very clean, I wash my hands before I go.
16 posted on
09/23/2005 10:33:07 AM PDT by
Old Seadog
(Birthdays start out being fun. But too many of them will kill you..)
To: kiriath_jearim
Maybe it has something to do with the smell of fish.
To: kiriath_jearim
About ten years ago I was in the bathroom at the computer company I worked at at the time. I saw the Training Manager make a beeline from the "#2" stall to the door.
I never shook hands with him again...
18 posted on
09/23/2005 10:46:30 AM PDT by
GreenLanternCorps
(2-0 Who Dey! Who Dey! Who Dey Think Gonna Beat Dem Bengals!!!)
To: kiriath_jearim
My Dad always told me to wash my hands BEFORE unzipping. He said you need to be careful when handling a delicate instrument. LOL
20 posted on
09/23/2005 10:51:49 AM PDT by
Cobra64
To: kiriath_jearim
I bet, they didn't scrub under those nasty-ass long nails.
To: kiriath_jearim
Speaking of men's room bathroom behavior...What is it with the continual flushing?! One flush is usually all I need, but most guys come in the stall and start with a beginning flush, then three or four "in the process" flushes, then a final one or two goodbye flushes.
24 posted on
09/23/2005 11:02:32 AM PDT by
Drawsing
("This uniform is not for sale." Alvin C. York after turning down commercial offers.)
To: kiriath_jearim
Women's Hands Cleaner Than Men, Study SaysVery, very true, that's 'cause we work for a living.
;o)
26 posted on
09/23/2005 11:04:45 AM PDT by
ladtx
( "Remember your regiment and follow your officers." Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846)
To: kiriath_jearim
"Women's Hands Cleaner Than Men, Study Says"
That's because we are always touching women. ;)
31 posted on
09/23/2005 11:27:44 AM PDT by
L98Fiero
To: kiriath_jearim
They may wash their hands more, but if you ever had a job that meant cleaning bathrooms you'd know that woman are the worse. All kinds of disgusting stuff left for someone else.
Must be some kind of get even revenge nuttiness for having to clean them at home I guess.
32 posted on
09/23/2005 11:42:25 AM PDT by
vikzilla
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