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1 posted on 09/23/2005 10:08:24 AM PDT by kiriath_jearim
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your tax dollars hard at work making the world safe for humanity.


2 posted on 09/23/2005 10:09:30 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you.)
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I believe it. I also believe that women have cleaner ears than men too.


3 posted on 09/23/2005 10:09:52 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: kiriath_jearim

I know every place my d#*cks been in recently years, and it's cleaner than the faucets in a men's room at a Atlanta Braves game.


4 posted on 09/23/2005 10:11:55 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Researchers lingered in public restrooms, putting on makeup

I'm not going to hang around and wash up with one of THOSE in there...

5 posted on 09/23/2005 10:11:59 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: kiriath_jearim

But womens bathrooms are dirty then mens bathrooms because of womenly things.

Also I think it would be obvious that men wash their hands less then women do.


6 posted on 09/23/2005 10:13:40 AM PDT by JimDingle (Give Dingle a Jingle)
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A Yankee Boy noticed a Sothron Boy leave a urinal, and head for the door. The Yankee remarked, "up Nawth, our mothers teach us to wash our hands after we urinate".
The Sothron Boy replied,
"Fine, but our mothers teach us not to pee on our hands"!


7 posted on 09/23/2005 10:14:04 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP, ALEX KOZINSKI FOR SCOTUS)
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To: kiriath_jearim

A baseball game seems like a good control group for researching how men race out of restrooms and women are in no particular hurry.


9 posted on 09/23/2005 10:15:59 AM PDT by anonymous_user (Russel Honore for President)
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"Women's Hands Cleaner Than Men, Study Says"

Aren't you glad we have these modern, scientific studies to impart such brilliant insights?


10 posted on 09/23/2005 10:16:18 AM PDT by Irish Rose (Don't make Me come down there. ---God)
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Women's hands are cleaner than men's because we have to do what they won't...


11 posted on 09/23/2005 10:16:39 AM PDT by over3Owithabrain
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Are they saying "Popi was sloppy?"


15 posted on 09/23/2005 10:26:49 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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I keep my "Johnson" very clean, I wash my hands before I go.
16 posted on 09/23/2005 10:33:07 AM PDT by Old Seadog (Birthdays start out being fun. But too many of them will kill you..)
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Maybe it has something to do with the smell of fish.


17 posted on 09/23/2005 10:37:13 AM PDT by zipp_city
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About ten years ago I was in the bathroom at the computer company I worked at at the time. I saw the Training Manager make a beeline from the "#2" stall to the door.

I never shook hands with him again...


18 posted on 09/23/2005 10:46:30 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (2-0 Who Dey! Who Dey! Who Dey Think Gonna Beat Dem Bengals!!!)
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My Dad always told me to wash my hands BEFORE unzipping. He said you need to be careful when handling a delicate instrument. LOL


20 posted on 09/23/2005 10:51:49 AM PDT by Cobra64
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I bet, they didn't scrub under those nasty-ass long nails.


22 posted on 09/23/2005 10:55:08 AM PDT by wolfcreek
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Speaking of men's room bathroom behavior...What is it with the continual flushing?! One flush is usually all I need, but most guys come in the stall and start with a beginning flush, then three or four "in the process" flushes, then a final one or two goodbye flushes.


24 posted on 09/23/2005 11:02:32 AM PDT by Drawsing ("This uniform is not for sale." Alvin C. York after turning down commercial offers.)
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Women's Hands Cleaner Than Men, Study Says

Very, very true, that's 'cause we work for a living.

;o)

26 posted on 09/23/2005 11:04:45 AM PDT by ladtx ( "Remember your regiment and follow your officers." Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846)
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"Women's Hands Cleaner Than Men, Study Says"

That's because we are always touching women. ;)


31 posted on 09/23/2005 11:27:44 AM PDT by L98Fiero
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They may wash their hands more, but if you ever had a job that meant cleaning bathrooms you'd know that woman are the worse. All kinds of disgusting stuff left for someone else.

Must be some kind of get even revenge nuttiness for having to clean them at home I guess.

32 posted on 09/23/2005 11:42:25 AM PDT by vikzilla
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