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Most awful movies (in celebration of Hollywood's fourth declining revenue year in a row)
9/28/05 | ltn72

Posted on 09/28/2005 9:11:34 AM PDT by pabianice

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To: LilDarlin; Clemenza
Class 3 - The Babe Ruth Story starring William Bendix

Oh no way!

Possibly the greatest unintentionally hysterical movie of all time!

Dumpy old Bendix plays the Babe all the way back in the orphanage for godsakes! He makes a cripple kid walk merely by laying his hands on him! He donates his still-living body for science experiments that one day may save others!

The funniest thing about that movie is that in the movie, the Babe dies his noble death so others might live. But when it was released, Babe Ruth was still alive! He went to the premiere!

I just LOVE everything about that movie.

121 posted on 09/28/2005 9:46:09 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: ianmb

I think we walked out on I Heart Huckabees.


122 posted on 09/28/2005 9:46:15 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Conservomax

Speaking of remakes that shouldn't have been made, last year's "The Manchurian Candidate" immediately comes to mind. And that reminds me, speaking of Denzel Washington (who I usually like), what about that 2-hour DNC ad "John Q."


123 posted on 09/28/2005 9:46:16 AM PDT by dfwgator (Flower Mound, TX)
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To: AxelPaulsenJr

Well that's not related to the 'all in one night' idea you mentioned. It was a great mood piece that could only have been directed by a master. It's a 'Director is the star' movie is there ever was one. The actors and script don't really matter.


124 posted on 09/28/2005 9:46:31 AM PDT by Borges
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To: pabianice
How about a special category for the best movie ever made:


125 posted on 09/28/2005 9:47:00 AM PDT by Conservomax (There are no solutions, only trade-offs.)
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To: Ditter
I think we walked out on I Heart Huckabees.

We did!

126 posted on 09/28/2005 9:47:05 AM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush and the Gulf Coast.)
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To: Ditter

That's the movie you are thinking of, but see, that's not really the plot! That's why I said the trailer is deceptive. If I tell you, I'll ruin it for you if you want to see it.


127 posted on 09/28/2005 9:47:24 AM PDT by I still care (America is not the problem - it is the solution..)
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To: Lil'freeper
Class 1: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Ugh.

Ok... am I strange in saying that I liked this movie? I thought it was one of the best pieces of science fiction (as opposed to SciFi/Space Opera) to hit the screen in ages -- the premise of: what would be the social effects of introducing this type of technology.

128 posted on 09/28/2005 9:47:30 AM PDT by kevkrom ("Political looters" should be shot on sight)
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To: ssaftler

The complaints you have are related to script not direction. Mood is more important then logic in a thriller.


129 posted on 09/28/2005 9:47:34 AM PDT by Borges
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To: gopwinsin04

The Aviator was a GREAT flick. It was refreshing to see a movie where the hero is a white male southern capitalist Republican who bashes limousine liberals like Kate Hepburn's family. One of only two Leonardo Di Caprio films I truly enjoyed.


130 posted on 09/28/2005 9:47:34 AM PDT by Clemenza (Giuliani endorsed Clinton and Cuomo)
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To: Borges

I can see that we go to movies for totally different reasons.


131 posted on 09/28/2005 9:48:15 AM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush and the Gulf Coast.)
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To: Woman on Caroline Street

Yes, it is, is your screen name about the Jimmy Buffet song?


132 posted on 09/28/2005 9:48:32 AM PDT by Central Scrutiniser (Never pet a dog that is on fire)
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To: pabianice

Class 1:
American Beauty
Pulp Fiction
Jingle All the Way

Class 2:
Event Horizon
Bulworth

Class 3:
The Slums of Beverly Hills


133 posted on 09/28/2005 9:48:42 AM PDT by Sloth (We cannot defeat foreign enemies of the Constitution if we yield to the domestic ones.)
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To: Clemenza

You can add Face/Off to that list.


134 posted on 09/28/2005 9:49:17 AM PDT by 95 Bravo ("Freedom is not free.")
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To: americanMel

"A Mighty Wind" thank you (I think). I know it was a parody but it was a tedious parody.


135 posted on 09/28/2005 9:49:53 AM PDT by nomorelurker (wetraginhell)
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To: AxelPaulsenJr
I can see that we go to movies for totally different reasons.

Actors and writing are paramount in the theater. Cinema is primarily a director's medium (formal manipulation of light, color, space and movement).
136 posted on 09/28/2005 9:50:02 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Grand Old Partisan
The Blair Witch Project was the most profitable movie ever made.

And Titanic was the highest grossing, though both sucked awfully.

Go figure.

(And actually, I think Deep Throat made a higher return on investment than Blair Witch.)

137 posted on 09/28/2005 9:50:06 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: pabianice

Class 2: Robot Monster. I may be one of the few people alive who actually watched this in a movie theater. The "monster" was an actor in a gorilla suit and wearing a diver's helmet with TV rabbit ears glued to it! I believe they hired him because he was able to supply the costume. This vies with "Plan Nine for Earth" as the all time worst Sci Fi movie.


138 posted on 09/28/2005 9:50:13 AM PDT by Panzerlied ("We shall never surrender!")
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To: Conservomax

I have a friend who is constantly being mistaken for Bruce Campbell, the greatest B-movie actor of all time.


139 posted on 09/28/2005 9:50:33 AM PDT by Clemenza (Giuliani endorsed Clinton and Cuomo)
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To: Conservomax

I have a friend who is constantly being mistaken for Bruce Campbell, the greatest B-movie actor of all time.


140 posted on 09/28/2005 9:50:38 AM PDT by Clemenza (Giuliani endorsed Clinton and Cuomo)
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