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Texas - have you seen this one?
email | 10/14 | anonymous

Posted on 10/14/2005 3:43:58 PM PDT by phatoldphart

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, Rick Husband, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, Lyndon B.Johnson.

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE, Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

NO ONE DOES ANYTHING BIGGER OR BETTER THAN IT'S DONE IN TEXAS.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on!"


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To: El Gato
Texas, Our Texas

Thanks for posting that - I clicked on it earlier and meant to thank you. My kids came out of the woodwork singing it as they do every morning at school. Wish you could have heard their sweet little voices.........God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong......

561 posted on 10/15/2005 9:33:37 PM PDT by daybreakcoming (May God bless those who enter the valley of the shadow of death so that we may see the light of day.)
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To: Fiddlstix

It is a picture and it works for me.

Did I mess up the HTML code?


562 posted on 10/15/2005 9:33:54 PM PDT by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix off of my ping list as I have been asked to do.)
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To: Eaker

It looked like a bad dream - took me forever to scroll through it. :o)


563 posted on 10/15/2005 9:36:38 PM PDT by daybreakcoming (May God bless those who enter the valley of the shadow of death so that we may see the light of day.)
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To: TAdams8591

Everybody named Eaker are related.

He is relative of mine though I don't have the links at hand.


564 posted on 10/15/2005 9:36:52 PM PDT by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix off of my ping list as I have been asked to do.)
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To: Eaker
I just took at look at the source code of your post....
I'd say .... yes you messed up the html big time....
I can't make heads or tails of what you were trying to post.......

Is there any way I can help?

565 posted on 10/15/2005 9:38:47 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: phatoldphart

Wish I was back in Texas. The ocean's no place for a squirrel. Wish I was Texas, prettiest place in the world, oh no. I guess deep in my heart, I'll always be a Texas girl. I wanna home, home! Yo-de-lay-de oh...

I wanna wake up in Texas. I miss those wide open skies. I miss my twenty acres. Barbecues and pecan pies, oh why, when I'm so far from you Texas, all I can do is cry...

I wanna go home, (deep voice) I wanna go home!

566 posted on 10/15/2005 9:41:47 PM PDT by dfwgator (Flower Mound, TX)
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To: Fiddlstix

It is a 79k pic. It works fine for me.

What is the problem on your end?

Even on the worst dial-up it should not be a problem.

I am using Mozilla and it is fine. I will bring it up in Gates' program and check it there.


567 posted on 10/15/2005 9:46:14 PM PDT by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix off of my ping list as I have been asked to do.)
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To: Eaker

Check your FReepmail......


568 posted on 10/15/2005 9:47:13 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Fiddlstix; Eaker
That's HUGH!!! LOL!!!

You might want to ask the Admin Mod to delete and start over.

I thought you were sending us an actual-size map of Texas!!!

569 posted on 10/15/2005 9:49:10 PM PDT by paulat
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To: Eaker
Is this what you were trying to post?


570 posted on 10/15/2005 9:56:34 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: phatoldphart

As parliamentarian of our county Republican Party, I have often led our group in the short, sweet, and historically ignorant pledge to the Texas flag: "Honor the Texas flag, I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas: one and indivisible."

Actualy, Texas is the only state permitted by the act of statehood to divide itself 5 ways without leave of Congress or President. Last got much mention at all during the late 60's as a device to create 8 more presumably conservative Senators. Another relic of our status as a former independant republic.

By the way, a poor day to bet against Texas college teams.


571 posted on 10/15/2005 10:06:19 PM PDT by barkeep
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To: Fiddlstix; paulat

I made a error in the width. 7600 instead of 760.

IE failed. It shows up fine on FireFox.

I have asked the Mod remove it.

Thanks.


572 posted on 10/15/2005 10:06:38 PM PDT by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix off of my ping list as I have been asked to do.)
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To: Eaker
I posted it at 600 x 580 and used the center tag.......
Seems to work fine.........
573 posted on 10/15/2005 10:08:30 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Eaker

DANG!!! I was looking forward to that ACTUAL SIZE map of Texas!!!


574 posted on 10/15/2005 10:08:36 PM PDT by paulat
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon

Chili as we know it today was made possible by a German named Willie Gebhardt. He was the discoverer of a way to produce and preserve chili powder so it would be available year round.


575 posted on 10/16/2005 12:28:26 AM PDT by rock58seg (My votes for Pres. Bush, the best candidate available, have not helped us, conservatively speaking.)
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon
Keep in mind that Christ lived in a place far more like we do than those yankee, western European Christmas scenes.

You are absolutely correct. I visited Jerusalem last October. When we went out, the first evening there, It was the same temp/humidity I am used to in San Antonio.

576 posted on 10/16/2005 12:35:00 AM PDT by rock58seg (My votes for Pres. Bush, the best candidate available, have not helped us, conservatively speaking.)
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To: Fiddlstix

Have you ever had that stuff they call "chilli" or "Chille" in Pennsylvania?? Hamburger cooked in ketchup. Awful!!


577 posted on 10/16/2005 12:45:53 AM PDT by rock58seg (My votes for Pres. Bush, the best candidate available, have not helped us, conservatively speaking.)
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To: AmericanDave

Maury Maverick was a very Liberal A$$hole. Just really loved his Communist friends from Austin.


578 posted on 10/16/2005 1:05:30 AM PDT by rock58seg (My votes for Pres. Bush, the best candidate available, have not helped us, conservatively speaking.)
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To: barkeep

Remember Red Berry, Texas legislature representative from San Antonio. Wanted to split the state into North and South Texas because of Gambling and mixed drinks.


579 posted on 10/16/2005 1:13:25 AM PDT by rock58seg (My votes for Pres. Bush, the best candidate available, have not helped us, conservatively speaking.)
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To: snoringbear
"It is interesting that while most of we Texans are polite and cordial whenever meeting folks from elsewhere, often these same folks will go out of their way to make a pointed attack against us. A little trick I have used is to comeback with comments such as; "have you ever heard a song about Rhode Island"?. "Can you name one epic novel written about New Jersey"? Can you name a state that has had probably a dozen movies made about the same event (Alamo) and continues to sell well each time"?

Gah. As far as I'm concerned, the Delaware River is an international boundary. When you drive across the Commodore Barry, there should be a Checkpoint Charlie-like sign below the NJ state seal, and they should ask for your passport.

When the PA motto was "America Starts Here", we also implied that it ended here, too.

No, I don't harbor a special dislike for the Garden State.../sarc
580 posted on 10/16/2005 1:38:15 AM PDT by Windcatcher (Earth to libs: MARXISM DOESN'T SELL HERE. Try somewhere else.)
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