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Texas - have you seen this one?
email | 10/14 | anonymous

Posted on 10/14/2005 3:43:58 PM PDT by phatoldphart

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, Rick Husband, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, Lyndon B.Johnson.

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE, Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

NO ONE DOES ANYTHING BIGGER OR BETTER THAN IT'S DONE IN TEXAS.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on!"


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To: SwatTeam

I know, Google is "wrong". Google only yields what the search bots find. In my post 425 I give a link to the source of the article. I have met the author (Bob Wheeler) personally.

I first read both of the articles like this that he wrote for Texas Independence Day on longhornfanzone.com, a now defunct Texas fans website.

Not trying to be a pain, I just like to give credit where it's due.

Regards.


581 posted on 10/16/2005 4:49:50 AM PDT by Ted
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To: WKB; phatoldphart; Flyer; Eaker; humblegunner

Nope,

Thats a right of passage...hehehe


582 posted on 10/16/2005 4:56:27 AM PDT by stevie_d_64 (Houston Area Texans)
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To: Fiddlstix; HoustonCurmudgeon
I live in a "pump patch" myself down in south Texas. Did either of Y'all ever get down around the Freer or Bruni area or anywhere around Laredo?

Have either of you ever driven down U.S. 59 between Freer and Laredo at night right after the first good cool snap hits and listened to the tarantula's pop under your tires?

583 posted on 10/16/2005 6:35:06 AM PDT by Bigun (IRS sucks @getridof it.com)
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To: Eaker
All I saw in Bruni was cactus.

That's cause there ain't much else to see in Bruni!

584 posted on 10/16/2005 6:37:22 AM PDT by Bigun (IRS sucks @getridof it.com)
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To: Ted

You're not a pain. I'm glad to be corrected. I have been misinformed about this for a few years now. Wonder how it came to pass that Bum got credit for writing those essays?
Anyway, they are good reading and describe my feelings for Texas perfectly.


585 posted on 10/16/2005 6:39:52 AM PDT by SwatTeam
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To: Zacs Mom

Is the park in Crawford where they have the diving pig?


586 posted on 10/16/2005 6:42:08 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Never corner anything meaner than you. NSDQ)
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To: rock58seg
Have you ever had that stuff they call "chilli" or "Chille" in Pennsylvania?? Hamburger cooked in ketchup. Awful!!

Nope. Never been there.......
&
If that's what they call chili, I guess I ain't missed much...
LOL

587 posted on 10/16/2005 7:24:27 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: ladyinred

after moving to the south, i found out what real barbeque was about! It is the best, sorry to say lady, Chads is right, Calif doesn't know about barbeque!


588 posted on 10/16/2005 7:24:54 AM PDT by JudiL ((Mom of two that are proudly serving our country))
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To: mad_as_he$$

Yeap - sadly, that is the one! I figure the water will be safe to swim in again by next spring!


589 posted on 10/16/2005 7:27:40 AM PDT by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: Bigun
Yep! I've driven 59 Freer to Laredo many times in my life.

When I wuz a young'un (and I'm talkin' well over 50 years ago now) there was horned toads all over everywhere......
I ain't seen one of them little critters in years.......
They just ain't around anymore like they used to be.......

We used to take highway 16 out of Freer up to Tilden and eat at the old Cowboy Cafe
It's gone now too..
They had autographed pictures of Tex Ritter hanging on all the walls of that place and great food too.....

590 posted on 10/16/2005 7:41:56 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: phatoldphart
Whether they are New Yorkers, Texans, Californians or Parisians, I have never had much use for folks who had to draw on imaginary attributes of geography to make up for all too real deficits of personality.

Your experience may vary.

591 posted on 10/16/2005 7:47:57 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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To: Nita Nupress; Yellow Rose of Texas; Squantos; NerdDad
I am quite surprised no one has mentioned cornbread, real southern cornbread as compared to cornmeal cake found in the rest of the world.

Hmmm, time to go cook some to go with the Chili.

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592 posted on 10/16/2005 8:27:03 AM PDT by razorback-bert
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To: TexasCajun

Dittos


593 posted on 10/16/2005 9:08:53 AM PDT by Tinman (Yankee by birth, Texan by choice)
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To: phatoldphart

I lived in Texas for four years, and for the life of me I can not tell you where this pride comes from. Its like this big family secret no one is telling. It is not apparent. It is as if at one time somebody knew thay texas was so great, the story got exagerated ( like everything in texas) and then.... someone forgot the original reason.


594 posted on 10/16/2005 9:13:19 AM PDT by Walkingfeather
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To: razorback-bert; All
I am quite surprised no one has mentioned cornbread, real southern cornbread as compared to cornmeal cake found in the rest of the world.

Ya know.....you're right......

And come to think of it, nobody has mentioned 'ol Ace Reid and those wonderful calendars he made. You would see them at almost every feed store, grocery store, hardware store in the state........

Only in Texas.....
LOL

595 posted on 10/16/2005 9:22:26 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: All

596 posted on 10/16/2005 9:51:13 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: McLynnan
We are in the Waco area, but she refused to consider Baylor even though many of her friends chose to go there -- the "too close to home" syndrome for her.

Well Baylor is a big school. These days, or any days for that matter, I'd prefer not to send my kids, or now grandkids, nieces, nephews, etc, to a big school. Baylor isn't the mega-school that UT and A&M are, but it's still big. Big is fine for grad school, since the individual grad programs are nearly self contained and form a (really) small school within the larger one. Plus by the time they are grad students all the temptations that go with the big school town are not so tempting, and they are mature enough to mostly resist those that are.

My older daughter also looked at Baylor and Trinity, before deciding to stay home and go to Austin College.

597 posted on 10/16/2005 10:08:31 AM PDT by El Gato
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To: muir_redwoods
Whether they are New Yorkers, Texans, Californians or Parisians, I have never had much use for folks who had to draw on imaginary attributes of geography to make up for all too real deficits of personality.

Seeing that you live in Connecticut, I can see where you lack the personality to have a good time and a bit of fun. Having lived on Long Island, and spending a good bit of time in your state, I understand how it could sap your sense of humor.

598 posted on 10/16/2005 10:27:44 AM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon (A right wing Christian, not part of the Christian Right)
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon; All
........I understand how it could sap your sense of humor.

Sad too.......
One thing we do have is a sense of humor......


599 posted on 10/16/2005 10:36:43 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon
"Seeing that you live in Connecticut, I can see where you lack the personality to have a good time and a bit of fun. Having lived on Long Island, and spending a good bit of time in your state, I understand how it could sap your sense of humor."

So, are you self-identifying as one of the one's I was talking about who need a geography crutch to make up for a personality deficit? Or is your reply a fine example of the much-vaunted Texas sense of humor?

BTW Long Island is not CT and I'll bet the time you spent in CT was in Fairfield County, essentially suburban NY. The sense of humor here in the home of Colt Pistols, Stetson hats and George W's birthplace as well is just fine thank you.

600 posted on 10/16/2005 11:03:08 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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