Posted on 10/17/2005 1:38:13 PM PDT by fr4tad
Plymouth State Weather Center Track Map
TROPICAL STORM WILMA at 17/1500Z 16.3N 80.0W 40 KT
Was there a Barney and a Fred this year?
"Da-da-da da-da....CHARGE IT!"
This is sure getting old.
Wilma comes in singing:
Anything Katrina did, I can do better,
anything Rita did, I can do, too....
Betty was so much hotter.
Considering it's present position that one could go any direction.
PLEASE! Would ya just hit bleedin' NO this time and put us out of our misery?
Hey I have a great idea...lets rebuild a city that gets hit with 3 hurricanes in 2 months!!!
Ya Ba Daba Do!
Betty = Mary Ann = Brunette
Wilma = Ginger = Redhead
My guess is that redheads are being disdriminated against here.
Racism.....hate.....you are definately in trouble with the PC crowd.
I'm calling the NAARH...National Association for the Advancement of RED HEADS.
And oh yeah....Betty and Wilma are a cartoon.......DUH!!!!!!(Dumbness off)
Don't like that sharp turn to starboard that is forecast after she dances with the Yucatan Peninsula. I live in that direction.
Of course oil is up on this news. I am shocked. No manipulation of the markets going on. None.
Yah. What you said.
I just finished meeting with our insurance adjuster for our Rita damage here is Southwest Louisiana. I don't even want to imagine having to deal with another storm this year.
So I'm going to just launch my canoe and go floating down da-Nile and ignore Wilma all together.
Umm Rosie O'Donnell played Betty in the movie
Umm Rosie O'Donnell played Betty in the movie
Yes. Further proof that Hollywood is a sick and twisted lunatic asylum run by gerbil-absorbing freaks.
Fred should have slid down Rosies neck when the bird sounded the end of the working day.
Betty should have been played by a wholesome Yasmine Bleeth, before she went all crystal meth crazy.
[from Red Dwarf, Backwards, Season III]
Lister: Do you think Wilmas sexy?
Cat: Wilma Flintstone?
Lister: Maybe weve been in deep space too long, but every time I see that body it drive me crazy.
(long pause)
Cat: I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived.
Lister: Thats good. I thought I was going strange.
Cat: Shes incredible!
Lister: What do you think of Betty?
Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty...(sigh)...but Id be thinking of Wilma.
Lister: This is crazy; why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
Cat: Youre right. Were nuts. This is an insane conversation.
(long pause)
Lister: Shell never leave Fred, and we know it.
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