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Man Arrested For Sprinkling Fecal Matter On Pastries
KGBT ^ | 10/26/05

Posted on 10/26/2005 9:31:26 AM PDT by LibWhacker

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To: LibWhacker

What a sh*tty thing to do!


121 posted on 10/26/2005 10:14:46 AM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Carrot cake is great, too!

Don't read that kinda crap. :-(


122 posted on 10/26/2005 10:14:55 AM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: sheik yerbouty
I saw a show once where some Avant Garde French restaurant had chocolate cake with real 24k gold leaf on it for dessert. Here's the chance for a Real Avant Garde cuisine!!......
123 posted on 10/26/2005 10:15:26 AM PDT by Red Badger (I've eaten so much crow in my life that I'm immune to bird flu.........)
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To: TexasCajun

Customer caught on video: "Hey, since when do they put corn on doughnuts?"


124 posted on 10/26/2005 10:15:31 AM PDT by Rebelbase (""As far as I can tell, she (Miers) is every bit as conservative as George Bush." --NCsteve (FR))
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To: LibWhacker

What can you expect from fv<ked up Muslim POS!!!! They fv<king come to this country only to wage their Jihad in various forms....and this is one of them.....


125 posted on 10/26/2005 10:16:03 AM PDT by anti-infidel
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To: LibWhacker

Yuck! We do more and more of our own cooking at home in self defense. There are crazies out there folks.


126 posted on 10/26/2005 10:18:36 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: KJC1
Thanks for the ping at lunch KJ..LOL...

Blech...I am going to barf!!!

127 posted on 10/26/2005 10:19:10 AM PDT by Repub4bush ((Proud Member of the Water Bucket Brigade) Mark Levin for Kennedy's SCOTUS seat!)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

I remember that story. It was a made for TV special with Farrah Fawcett and that guy with a mustache bigger than him, can't remember his name but he was on Lonesome Dove??


128 posted on 10/26/2005 10:20:41 AM PDT by billygoatgruff
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To: LibWhacker

I'm not convinced by the circumstantial evidence. It's perfectly natural to have on your nightstand a glass of water, a devotional, a small fan, and a bowel movement.

Can you imagine this guy in prison? I don't know if anyone here watched the HBO series OZ, but there was an episode where one of the neo-nazis was strapped down to the floor and one of the prisoners took a dump on the dude's face. That would be an average day for Madoodie Mahummabun or whatever his name is. He will get his just deserts.


129 posted on 10/26/2005 10:24:59 AM PDT by 0siris
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To: OXENinFLA; rintense
Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh is on trial for allegedly throwing fecal matter on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store.

Well, at least we finally learned what happened to Behrouz...

130 posted on 10/26/2005 10:26:15 AM PDT by Diddle E. Squat (SonofaBuckner Qualls and Lidge, king and queen of Choke City, USA)
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To: SF Republican

"this has to stop, this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes"

That one cracked me up.


131 posted on 10/26/2005 10:26:19 AM PDT by TKDietz
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To: billygoatgruff

Murder in Texas (1981) with Sam Elliott as Dr. Hill. He laced her pastries with crapola and when she was very sick, gave her a hypo filled with poop to speed things up.

Sick, sick puppy.


132 posted on 10/26/2005 10:27:08 AM PDT by billygoatgruff
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To: LibWhacker; windcliff
Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh

Surprisingly enough, this name translated means I shat on your pastries.

His most popular song - De do do do, de ca ca ca, I sprinkle my doo on your food.

133 posted on 10/26/2005 10:28:23 AM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: SF Republican

ROTFLMAO!!!!


134 posted on 10/26/2005 10:28:37 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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To: SF Republican

Minutes later, still giggling about that one...tear coming from the corner of my eye...just what I needed.


135 posted on 10/26/2005 10:31:52 AM PDT by TKDietz
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To: Diddle E. Squat

Ohhhhhhhhhh

It took me a second to get that.

};O)


136 posted on 10/26/2005 10:32:55 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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To: OXENinFLA

OK. I read it ten times and still don't get it.


137 posted on 10/26/2005 10:40:11 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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To: rdb3
The oatmeal should be safe. Just stay away from the chocolate donut holes.


138 posted on 10/26/2005 10:42:50 AM PDT by kenth (A zot! A zot! My kingdom for a zot!)
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To: RandallFlagg

Read it 24 times...


139 posted on 10/26/2005 10:43:50 AM PDT by Diddle E. Squat (SonofaBuckner Qualls and Lidge, king and queen of Choke City, USA)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

Nice poem and tagline.


140 posted on 10/26/2005 10:43:51 AM PDT by LearnsFromMistakes (We know the right things to do, why don't we just do them?)
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