Man Arrested For Sprinkling Fecal Matter On Pastries

KGBT ^ | 10/26/05

[I Drive Too Fast]

Is he from a turd world country?

[Constantine XIII]

What? I didn't order the poo poo plater.

[Graycliff]

Read Colonel Hunts book, They Just Don't Get It, it's in the al-Qaida handbook.

[OB1kNOb]

Not this shiite again!? Oh, poo.

[afraidfortherepublic]

There were at least 2 books written about the case -- maybe more. The 2nd wife (who barely escaped death) wrote one of them. Hers was very romanticized.

My son went to high school with the son whose nickname was "Boot" Hill -- strangely irony, the name. He went to college in Switzerland to get away from all the trials. It was a very sad case.

There were probably more than one TV special about it. I think the one with Farrah Fawcett was based on the 2nd wife's book which was not as comprehensive as the main book. I wish I could remember the names of the books. I just recently gave one of them away.

My pint in dredging this all up is that this attack is no small matter! A lot of people could be affected.

[eastsider]

Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed.

The sun did not shine.
It was too wet to play.
So we shat in the house
All that cold, cold, wet day.

I shat there with Sally
We shat there, we two.
And I said, "How I wish
We had something to do!"

Too wet to go out
And too cold to play ball.
So we shat in the house.
We did nothing at all.

So all we could do was to
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
And we did not like it
Not one little bit.

BUMP!
And then something went
BUMP!
How that bump made us dump!

We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat with the Scat!

And he said to us, "Why do you shit there like that?"

"I know it is wet
And the sun is not sunny.
But we can have lots
Of good food that is yummy!"

[afraidfortherepublic]

I saw that, but Sam Elliott was not the one to play Dr. Hill. The real Dr. Hill was blond, slick, and a cool cucumber. Elliott's voice is too low for that part.

[najida]

Gag,

Just gag.

[SengirV]

Couldn't happen to a nice bunch of folks - Cowboy Fans.

Although I'll admit that there probably aren't too many Cowboy fans at Fiesta. Maybe the guy didn't like the Mexican National Soccer team?

[OXENinFLA]

http://www.fox.com/24/episodes/guide_char.html

[SquirrelKing]

Mmmmm...sprinkles!

[WL-law]

Caption of his picture at pastry case:

"Those cookies look very good .. . . FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!"

[RedQuill]

I would volunteer to lay the first brick.

[proud2beconservativeinNJ]

There once was a named named Behrouz

Who got himself into the news

He's defending the rap

That he's sending out crap

Please be careful which pastries you choose

The creative talent at FR amazes me. What do you do in your spare time?

[Freedom_Fighter_2001]

Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed. He would dry it, either by microwave or just letting it sit out and grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials said.

There's no doubt about it. This POS is the Jamie Oliver of dooky.

[sheik yerbouty]

Homer loves Fecal Fudge..

[md2576]

Anyone say "sh1t happens" yet?

[I Drive Too Fast]

Customer to store owner, Do you have any Glaze Poopon?

Does this thread pass the smell test?

[md2576]

This is funny. Warning cusswords.

[Lady Jag]

A frustrated pastry chef?