I was not aware that a woman's colon was any different than a man's. Little known fact: Most people think the program was named Apollo for the mythological sun god. In reality, it was Latin, "A-Pollo" for "No Chicken" because the astronauts we not given any on-board meals containing chicken. Back to the subject at hand: Prayers for finding her safe...and that she was not complicit.
"A-pollo!" That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!