How to pick up chicks at the peace march (Vanity/Humor)

[samm1148]

I haven't bathed since Gore was cheated out of the election!

Oh, whoops I never bathed much before that either.

[rineaux]

"Would you like to touch my mandate?"
"Can I feel your pain?"


WINNERS!! F-ing funny

[my4kidsdad]

ROFLMAO

[woofie]

"Im a victim too"

"Dick Cheney is the Devil"

[my4kidsdad]

hmmm, no foolin'

[dfwgator]

"Just mention modern art, civil rights or folk music, and you’re in like flint." - Otter, Animal House

[PA Engineer]

Definite keyboard replacement (DKR)! ;-)

[Revolting cat!]

"Hey baby, let's do a Bed-in like John and Yoko!"

[Grizzled Bear]

I wear size 13 Birkenstocks.

GoleeMD
Since Dec 7, 2005
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Welcome to Free Republic.

[SC Swamp Fox]

"Hey baby, would you like come back to my place and check out my etchings?"

[Prime Choice]

RIP, Frank.

Aye. I'll have to cue up my Apostrophe/Overnight Sensation CD in his honor now...

[BradyLS]

"Is that a real poncho? I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

"Hmm... No foolin'!"

[BradyLS]

"Che Guevera met me once. I told him to play it cool, like me, but..."

[x1stcav]

Had dinner with Helen Thomas a few times. She is a mean drunk, rabidly anti-Semitic, hates every member of the Bush family, and is truly one of the ugliest women in the world. That nose of her's looks like an arresting hook on an F-14 Tomcat.

Your's is one of the best home pages on this site if only because of the above quote. Your quote about killing the enemy would make a great tagline. You should be a writer or something...

[GoleeMD]

Thanks! Actually I'm not new here, but I did take a hiatus for about a year and a half. I used to be "Come get it", but I lost my password and I don't have the old email account anymore. This place has changed quite a bit since the last time I was here.

[strategofr]

"RIP, Frank.

Aye. I'll have to cue up my Apostrophe/Overnight Sensation CD in his honor now..."

I was sitting in a café, when I overheard someone say he was dead sitting behind me---first I heard. I turned around, but the two kids there were so young, I didn't know what to say.

Frank had a quality.

[N. Theknow]

My former girlfriend was Rachel Corrie and she left me flat.

[Revolting cat!]

"Wanna hop in my sack, so we can fight fascism and celebrate Martin Luther King Jr's birthday together?"

[mirkwood]