Did I miss any?
1 posted on
12/07/2005 7:00:10 PM PST by
Tzimisce
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To: Tzimisce
2 posted on
12/07/2005 7:01:38 PM PST by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: Tzimisce
If you could remember Woodstock, you weren't there.. as the old saying goes.
I wasn't there...I was off killing Communists.
3 posted on
12/07/2005 7:03:01 PM PST by
x1stcav
(Murtha is a surrender monkey)
To: Tzimisce
"I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body".
4 posted on
12/07/2005 7:03:03 PM PST by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Tzimisce
Anyone who plans on using the third oughta poke both his eyes out and puncture his ear drums.
5 posted on
12/07/2005 7:03:30 PM PST by
Sociopathocracy
(Real men know the significance of the following numbers: 383, 426 and 440.)
To: Tzimisce
You look so good I wouldn't even mid you turning me into the burning man if you know what I mean. What's a little penicillin between friends.
To: Tzimisce
"How to pick up chicks at the peace march"
I'm thinking forklift.
7 posted on
12/07/2005 7:03:51 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: Tzimisce
The best first aid for pepper spray is human saliva. Wanna be my licking partner?
9 posted on
12/07/2005 7:04:05 PM PST by
crazyhorse691
(Diplomacy doesn't work when seagulls rain on your parade. A shotgun and umbrella does.)
To: Tzimisce
"That's some mighty fine lookin pit hair you are sporting, miss."
14 posted on
12/07/2005 7:05:30 PM PST by
KillTime
(Western Civilization herself breathes a sigh of relief as President Bush wins 4 more years.)
To: Tzimisce
"So Cindy, I hear you're single now." ACK! I think you just stumbled upon the antidote to a Viagra overdose.
Package it up and called it "Viagra Falls."
15 posted on
12/07/2005 7:05:50 PM PST by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: Tzimisce
"Would you like to touch my mandate?"
20 posted on
12/07/2005 7:06:57 PM PST by
clintonh8r
(If you don't support the mission you don't support the troops. Period.)
To: Tzimisce
Did I miss any? "I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body!"
22 posted on
12/07/2005 7:07:15 PM PST by
mcmuffin
(About time to open up a vintage can of '94 GOP WhoopA$$-before it goes flat-again)
To: Tzimisce
Did I miss any? Are you one of those edible flowers, honey?
25 posted on
12/07/2005 7:08:41 PM PST by
BluH2o
To: Tzimisce
Would you help me find my inner Oprah?
To: Tzimisce
Gravitys a bitch, huh Cindy?
30 posted on
12/07/2005 7:11:33 PM PST by
billhilly
(John Murtha, ex Marine. Leading the charge of the Demoquits.)
To: Tzimisce
"I was driving down the road the other day I get pulled over and the policeman says "You been drinking?"
And I said "No why, is there a fat girl in the back seat?"
I looked, and "My God, there's two of them! I guess I was drinking."
Larry the Cable Guy
33 posted on
12/07/2005 7:13:14 PM PST by
neodad
(My ex-wife is stuck on stupid.)
To: Tzimisce
Is that patchouli or are you also boycotting the Colgate Palmolive, Lever Brothers, and Procter and Gamble cabal?
To: Tzimisce
Ah the good old days;
Hippie Chick: Isn't it just horrible about how they are killing babies in Viet Nam?
Me: Yes, here, let me get that bra hook for you.
To: Tzimisce
The tried and true Clinton pick up line, "I feel your pain."
42 posted on
12/07/2005 7:26:30 PM PST by
infidel29
("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
To: Tzimisce
Motherly statement made to pimple faced brat at the march in Sept. No matter how hard you try you aren't going to get laid.
44 posted on
12/07/2005 7:26:50 PM PST by
armymarinemom
(My sons freed Iraqi and Afghanistan Honor Roll students.)
To: Tzimisce
Hey babe, is that a ketchup fortune in your pocket?
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