[VeniVidiVici]

``Under Stalin, every year we waited for improvements and every year there were improvements. It's a fact,'' sculptor Mikhail Dzboyev said in televised comments.

Yup. First they had slit trenches, then outhouses and then indoor plumbing.

But they never could get the toilet paper thing worked out too well.

[TCats]

Yep. Every year there were improvements. That's the logical outcome when you kill a lot of people and distribute their wealth among the survivors. I prefer the Western Model of economic Improvement myself.

[lizol]

Do you know what the Siberian toilet looks like?

[oyez]

Under Stalin, there were improvements because things couldn't get any worse.

[Minutemen]

I'm celebrating Stalin's anniversary- the 52nd Anniversary of his death.