Posted on 02/02/2006 9:44:16 AM PST by badabing98
Canada? I thought the Canadians bombed his house!
So, then: why doesn't dogsh#t-baldwin run for office and replace one of those chickensh#t-senators?
I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth
I had a terrific plan
I thought it would work
Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other
You see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen.
Your career is stalling’ and you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin
That’s why I blew your head off
And your children are all Baldwin
Planet Gyron is inhabited with Zypods like me
But also with Balmacks who are giant bees
The Zypods and the Balmacks are at constant war
So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was for
But you are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You fucked up my whole plan
And now Gyron is smeared with Balmack Pollen
Your garbage needs some hauling’
And you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin
Now I must return home a failure
I’m afraid the pit of Cry rock is calling
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more then that movie missed the point,
And that’s an awful lot girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better then Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that shitty movie too,
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
(Interlude)
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked,
Just a little bit more then I miss you.
This may be the funniest thread of the day.
I cannot stop giggling.
..he's still bitter about the night in 2000 when about a thousand Freepers invaded his fan site and shut down the bulletin board--it was classic!
Oh, no! Not Meryl Streep. She has to go on "the list", too?
I'm still holding my 1 way greyhound ticket to canada for him. Wonder when he'll leave?
That's an awesome quote....
Thank you!
VERY timely - again.
Screen Actors Guild vs. Film Actors Guild.
ROTF;-)
"Is that the brother who attended the GOP convention? There are so many of them that I lose track."
Maybe that was his brother Stephen, who became a born-again Christian in 2002 and founded the "Livin' It" evangelistic action skate tour. He's also acted in several Christian movies since then.
http://www.livinit.com
Excerpt from an article in 2004:
"Baldwin kept chatting on the cell phone, talking about his career in movies and television, and his conversion to Christianity two years ago. Baldwin, 38, said his famous acting brothers, Alec, Daniel and William, have all been supportive of his new spiritual outlook.
"It's gotten a lot of people praying for them to get into the kingdom," Baldwin said. "I don't pressure them or anybody else for that matter. I've come to realize very early in my walk that it's usually by example that people can be most receptive. If you lead by example, people will be intrigued and curious and maybe it will get them to read the Word."
Baldwin said he became a Christian after watching his wife immersed in Bible study and prayer. "I watched her devoutly in prayer every day," Baldwin said. "It really blew my mind."
I wrike it!
Alex not going to Canada...was shooting off his liberal mouth..as for the filibuster presedent that Hassert allowed...if voters 39,40, and 41 get the "Democrats voting off the reservation" treatment and get NO VOTES ON THEIR legislation for 3 years...they will not "filibuster up any bigorty against Republican judge picks"
maybe Cuba might want him?
Hey, Isn't this making terrorist threats?? Is it not a crime??, put this idiot in jail.
Correction.
You ahl useress, Arec Baaalwin!
There...that sounds bettah.
The problem is there are too many "chicken-bleep Democrats in the Senate," the agitated actor told the New York Daily News. "We have a bunch of budding Zell Millers down there," he complained, referring to the Georgia Democrat who backed President Bush in the 2004 election. Turning his ire towards Miller, Baldwin explained: "I loathe and despise him on a daily basis."The solution is, his remarks will help the "budding Zell Millers down there" to see the real face of the Dhimmicrat party.
I'm sure Zell Miler is losing sleep over that too.
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