[Al Gator]

Oh, I see, you aren't "forcing" me to do anything.

But if I don't do as you command, you'll call me names and try to insult me, right?

[dinoparty]

I'm not commanding anything. I just think that, if what you say is true, you are a deficient human being. Just an observation.

[Chanticleer]

Did I insult you? Oh, perhaps you thought the crotchety old character comment was meant for you? (You certainly have done nothing to discourage that impression!)

As for commands, I didn't give any. Love the neighbor as yourself. Blame Jesus -- kids are people, too.