THAT is worth 1.5 megabucks?
Jeez, I was in the wrong line of work as a businessman!
Hang on, I'm getting myself some canvases, some paint, and a fifth of Jack Daniels, and I'm becoming a frickin' ARTISTE!
In order for your paintings to be worth anything, you have to die.
The people have the child's intent all wrong....he was trying to improve the art.......
Some of yooz guyz just don't understand modern art and break dancing.
Palehorse - you just bring the Jack Daniels.
Verity - you get some fancy looking moulding and some walnut stain - we're gonna need a frame - you seem to know where Home Depot is
6SJ7 - We're gonna need your drop cloth - bring some scissors too.
commish - we'll need you to call the museum and offer them a piece from the Queen of England's "private collection".
Me: I'll be the broker and let them know I think I can get it for only a million - if they act quickly.
Trailerpark Badass - We're putting your name on the painting.
Even though its my plan I'll cut you all in even - 200 Grand apiece. Who's in? Don't worry it'll still be a 5 way split.
Nah, you couldn't do that. Arteests only drink girly, fruity drinks.
They couldn't deal with Mr. Daniels. :P