[Coleus]

the oscars are just as boring as the state of the union address, i don't watch either of them. why would any republican want to watch a bunch of rich, arrogant and dumb left wingers who think they are above us all and who hate republicans and our president.

and as chris rock states:

"I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show," Rock recently said. "No one performs; it's not like a music show. What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one!"

Rock added: "Awards for art are f---ing idiotic."

[Revolting cat!]

And finally (beddy, beddy time), a pair of real boobs!

[JohnBDay]

The Sons and Daughters ad used the awesome Cheap Trick song "Surrender"

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

all I can say is:
BURN HOLLYWOOD BURN!

[JohnBDay]

Heh, Crash in an upset.

[vox_freedom]

Well Crash just won best picture. My wife just called from the living room. Good, too bad for all the gay cowboys.

[JohnBDay]

The Academy was able to quit Brokeback.

[cookcounty]

It's tonight? I'm watching Oliver North's "War Stories: When Hollywood Wasn't Butt Heads."

[MinuteGal]

I don't know if I'm the only one that noticed, but it looked like Tom Hanks was really mad about something. He strode in to do his presentation with the look of the perfect storm on his face. At the same time he was walking toward the mike, he was looking off-stage and angrily mouthing something to someone.

Once he got to the mike, he never cracked a smile, got right into his lines, and got it over with quick. He was not a happy camper.

I'd sure like to know what was going on.

[Greg o the Navy]

One has to wonder why Americans are so fascinated with watching this self-congratulatory exercise among pederasts, fags and Al Qaeda sympathizers.

[Dustbunny]

We boycott the Oscar's every year.

[stacytec]

I didn't know the Oscars were on last night< wen I flipped on the TV I saw John Stewart hosting something. And damnit if it wasn't the funniest thing I've watched in a while. Some jokes from his collection:

1. (cutting back from commercial) ".... and that is why I thing Scientology should be spread across the planet!"

I WISH they had the camera on the audience when he cracked that one.


2) Gay cowboy montage of classic cowboy movies doing really gay things. Personal fav, one cowboy looks at the other " What we are about to do is between you, me and the horse (pats horse's ass)


3) " I see Steven Spielberg is in the audience. Director of Schindler's List and Munich. I think I speak for all Jews when i say that we can[t wait to see whats next. Do I smell a trilogy?

4) "Bjork was going to be here but was accidently shot by the vice president"

The humor made up for the otherwise dry speeches and lame performances.

[prairiebreeze]

ping

[Little Ray]

I'd boycott the Oscars, but I have never watched them...

[Liberty Valance]

http://www.starz.com/features/brokebackmountain/

30 second version of BBM with bunnies

;o)