Posted on 04/01/2006 8:55:07 AM PST by Central Scrutiniser
Never noticed. But I'm sure it comes from lying for 9 months about her "love" for Tom Cruise. No, this girl wants to be the next Nicole Kidman. Sold her soul. If the side of her face is frozen, it's because of those prolonged fake smiles.
APPARENTLY Tom Cruise is insisting on absolute silence when partner Katie Holmes gives birth to their child any day soon.
According to his beliefs as a Scientologist, it is distressing and traumatic for a baby to hear the screams of its mother during childbirth. Right-oh, Tom, of course it is.
He has even had posters put up around their home with messages like: "Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable."
It must be catching, because when I told my wife about his theory she made some slow and easily understandable hand gestures.
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LOL!
And the $cientlogists missed the oppurtinuty to slip Baby Elron out unnoticed in the 10 years Tom was married to Nicole Kidman?
She wouldn't consent to being artificially inseminated.
(I shared my theory with my son. He asked me what kind of tin foil I thought was the best. I told him the heavy duty stuff from Costco.)
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