Your Royal Majesty, King Prout,
Please be advised:
1. Senor Presidente Fox should gather only the finest, sharp pointed Chihuahua Desert Sand.
2. Senor Presidente Fox should first soak said sand overnight in jalepeno juice, before pouring and pounding. This will "enhance the flavor"; and facilitate both ingress and egress of said sand.
3. Senor Presidente Fox should be offered a 3 for 1 deal, amounting to 3 armed illegal American emigrants for every illegal Mexican immigrant.
Long live The King!
Respectfully, etc....
we jess duz whut we kin.