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To: King Prout

Your Royal Majesty, King Prout,

Please be advised:

1. Senor Presidente Fox should gather only the finest, sharp pointed Chihuahua Desert Sand.

2. Senor Presidente Fox should first soak said sand overnight in jalepeno juice, before pouring and pounding. This will "enhance the flavor"; and facilitate both ingress and egress of said sand.

3. Senor Presidente Fox should be offered a 3 for 1 deal, amounting to 3 armed illegal American emigrants for every illegal Mexican immigrant.

Long live The King!

Respectfully, etc....


35 posted on 04/22/2006 10:32:41 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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To: ApplegateRanch

we jess duz whut we kin.


36 posted on 04/22/2006 10:36:00 PM PDT by King Prout (The UN 1967 Outer Space Treaty is bad for America and bad for humanity - DUMP IT.)
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