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People 'going crazy' over [alligator] attacks
Sarasota Herald Tribune ^ | 5/16/06 | MICHAEL A. SCARC

Posted on 05/16/2006 12:06:05 PM PDT by dukeman

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To: dukeman

"These are unfortunate, unrelated coincidences," Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokesman Willie Puz said."

Obviously he is unaware of the recent gator fatwa against humans and their pets infringing on their scared territory. It's gator jihad I tell you.


41 posted on 05/16/2006 12:25:45 PM PDT by BadAndy ("Loud mouth internet Rambo")
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To: L98Fiero

It's that way in Florida too.

'Call 911 and die while waiting for help to come' approach.


42 posted on 05/16/2006 12:25:46 PM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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To: pissant

My thoughts exactly, my mom has a beautiful alligator bag from the 60's. I want it.


43 posted on 05/16/2006 12:26:46 PM PDT by mel
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To: SE Mom
Are they sure this tastes like chicken?

I find it a little stringier than chicken. The first time I ate fried pieces of gator everything started out fine, but then I began thinking, "I've got lizard in my stomach." And then I started remembering the scene from Alien where the alien critter bursts out of the guy's abdomen, and then......never mind!

44 posted on 05/16/2006 12:27:12 PM PDT by dukeman
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To: dukeman
Common knowledge in FLA, never under any circumstances swim in fresh or brackish water. Even fishing on the banks near this type of water is a no-no.

Until recently though I never heard of gators coming on land to attack humans, plenty of pets however go missing all the time.

45 posted on 05/16/2006 12:27:40 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic
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To: dukeman

"Frey thought she was going to jail, but ended up with a warning citation for hunting without a permit."


Oh please! Even the thought she should be questioned is ridiculous. Tying this in with "hunting" is ridiculous.

Absurdity reigns!


46 posted on 05/16/2006 12:28:10 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: dukeman

"The shots hit their mark -- two in the alligator's neck and two in its shoulder. The gator barely bled, she said."

Do we know the caliber?


47 posted on 05/16/2006 12:28:23 PM PDT by BadAndy ("Loud mouth internet Rambo")
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To: P8riot

Absolutely.

Until Sept. 11.

Then no more sharks, and no more Chandra Levy.


48 posted on 05/16/2006 12:30:46 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: mel

What does a guy do with a purse? LOL


49 posted on 05/16/2006 12:31:13 PM PDT by pissant
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To: BadAndy

I don't know the caliber. Would a 10-round clip most likely be a .22?


50 posted on 05/16/2006 12:32:20 PM PDT by dukeman
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To: dukeman; SE Mom
I'm a little surprised that four hits didn't appear to phase the gator too much.

Nowhere in the article do they mention the caliber of the firearm . . . since they do mention a 10-round magazine, it could have been a Beretta 92 (9mm) or something even smaller, like a .380 auto or even a .22 rimfire. Some describe 9mm as ".45 ACP set on 'stun'" - or, as my dad says, "I hate like &*^*^% to shoot a man and then stand there and argue with him."

Suffice it to say that NONE of those are adequate for gator. If she had unloaded a .44 Mag or a .45 ACP into Mr. Suitcase, she might have gotten his attention a little more effectively.

51 posted on 05/16/2006 12:32:56 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: brytlea

"Even if it was eating your dog??
susie"

Well, I would just have to face the legal consequences.


52 posted on 05/16/2006 12:33:30 PM PDT by L98Fiero (I'm worth a million in prizes.)
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To: L98Fiero

Me too. Otherwise my dog would be really mad at me!
susie


53 posted on 05/16/2006 12:34:40 PM PDT by brytlea (amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
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To: BadAndy

See my post 51. We don't know, but it was probably just a virtue pistol -- although if she's a Marine you'd think she'd have something a little more substantial around the house . . .


54 posted on 05/16/2006 12:35:27 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: Waverunner
The funny part is that in Florida if a person came onto her property, attacked her dog, and she shot him, there would be no citation.

Glad I read this far -- I was just about to say the same thing.

55 posted on 05/16/2006 12:35:29 PM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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To: dukeman

Apparently gators, range indicated above in yellow, inhabit most of the Deep South, and even North Carolina clear up to the VA border. But I think we've got most of them here in Florida.

56 posted on 05/16/2006 12:35:35 PM PDT by Sam Cree (Delicacy, precision, force)
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To: Post-Neolithic
Common knowledge in FLA, never under any circumstances swim in fresh or brackish water.

In 2002 a man was killed by a shark as he dived into St. Pete Bay from his dock.

57 posted on 05/16/2006 12:35:42 PM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: dukeman

Eewww!!

I love fish and seafood..but somehow the desire to try gator has escaped me..


58 posted on 05/16/2006 12:35:45 PM PDT by SE Mom (God Bless those who serve..)
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To: the OlLine Rebel
Absolutely.

Until Sept. 11.

Then no more sharks, and no more Chandra Levy.

I remember that summer very well. It was Gary Condit 24/7 on the tv news, with breaks here and there for shark hysteria. We traveled from Florida to NYC on a family vacation in July and stood right in the shadows of the Twin Towers. Still gives me the creeps.

59 posted on 05/16/2006 12:37:15 PM PDT by dukeman
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To: dukeman

For some obvious reasons, I'll recuse myself from this thread.

But, on a parting note:


Hey, Hey, Gator's gotcher Granny!


60 posted on 05/16/2006 12:38:17 PM PDT by Al Gator (Refusing to "stoop to your enemy's level", gets you cut off at the knees.)
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