[Theoden]

As a Latina she can't remove the statue.

Dove dice quello nella bibbia?

Of course, I don't have to translate that for you, because you can speak in tongues! If you can't, then you may want to see a doctor, as you may have suffered some brain damage when you were "dunked". That would be bad, would it not? You might be "left behind" because of something like that! Thankfully, if you keep reading the King James Bible alone (written by Shakespeare-actor/playwright-reliable?), you will be saved. Are you even literate enough to read something so complex?

Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God? Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915? Or did you simply break away and make up your own?

Bwahahaha, this is too easy!

[steve86]

Free Baptist: I am an independent and un-affiliated Baptist preacher of the King James Bible.

I guess that answers your question. The Baptists tossed him out.

[AlaninSA]

"Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God? Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915? Or did you simply break away and make up your own?"

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Funny, that reminds me of a joke.

Two guys meet on what had appeared to be a deserted island.

The get to talking and the first guy asks the other if he's a Christian.

The second guy says, "yes - I am."

"Are you a Baptist, Lutheran, Catholic, Methodist...?"

"Baptist."

"Southern Baptist, Free Baptist or Baptist Church of God"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Sit down, brother!"

"Original or Reformed?"

"Reformed."

"Brother! Have a coconut! Reformation of 1879 or 1915?

"1879."

"DIE, HERETIC!"

[Yank_In_A_Tank]

hahaha, brilliant response