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To: tiredoflaundry; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...

"Mmmmmm...bacon!"



20 posted on 06/08/2006 5:59:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; All

Pardon me while I join you in your happy dance!
Why do I have the song "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" in my head? But with new words...

 

Munchkins:
Ding Dong! Zarqawi's dead. Which Zarqawi? THE Zarqawi!
Ding Dong! Zarqawi's dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, Zarqawi dead. he's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
Zarqawi's dead!

Mayor
As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.
Barrister
But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Mayor
To see?
Barrister
If he
Mayor
If he?
Barrister
Is morally, ethic'lly
Father No.1
Spiritually, physically
Father No. 2
Positively, absolutely
Munchkins
Undeniably and reliably Dead
Coroner
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined him.
And he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.

Mayor
Then this is a day of Independence For all the Iraqi's and their descendants
Barrister
If any.
Mayor
Yes, let the joyous news be spread wicked Zarqawi at last is dead!

Thank you troops!!

 

 

33 posted on 06/08/2006 6:02:18 AM PDT by StarCMC ("The word of muslims will never, ever override what our U.S. Marines say." - TheCrusader)
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To: Slings and Arrows
LOL, from your profile. Quite fitting here!!


221 posted on 06/08/2006 11:13:43 AM PDT by proud_yank (Truth to liberals is as useful as a snowblower in hell.)
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