Ann Coulter's God spoke to Moses Through a Burning Bush: Let's Thank Our Liberal God by Burning GW Bush! Posted on 06/14/2006 8:21:44 AM PDT by speakerofthefreep
Ann Coulter's God spoke to Moses Through a Burning Bush: Let's Thank Our Liberal God by Burning GW Bush!
Nancy Pelosi(D-CA), anointed to be the next Speaker of the US House by the MSM, today announced final arrangements for the internment and burial of her Culture of Corruption(COC).
Pelosi's COC was declared officially dead early Wednesday after several primary results failed to produce expected gains for Democrats. Cause of death was determined to be exposure to the light of day, a condition often fatal to liberal arguments, candidates and rhetoric.
Pelosi also announced that the following Democrats were directly involved in the murder of the Pelosi COC:
William J. Jefferson Cynthia McKinney Patrick Kennedy John Conyers, and Harry Reid
Francine Busby is listed as a co-conspirator because of her idiotic statement that encouraged illegal immigrants to vote, Pelosi added.
The expired COC will lie in state at the Capitol Rotunda for a brief time. Normal protocol for state funerals will apply, except that Capitol Police, FBI Agents, Traffic Police, and Ticket Takers will not be assigned to the service.
This departure from tradition is seen as a gesture of goodwill by Pelosi in deference to McKinney, Jefferson, Kennedy and Reid and their respective issues with the aforementioned authority figures.
Pall bearers will be the first six clean and sober illegal immigrants that can be found on Capitol grounds. Only those with no papers and who speak only Spanish will be eligible to serve.
This, it is rumored, is in deference to Francine Busby.
Funeral services will include rich and diverse music and spiritual themes including:
*McKinney will sing a solo version of 'I shot the Sheriff.'
*Conyers, Jefferson and McKinney will team up as a trio for a lively rendition of 'We shall Overcome.'
*Patrick Kennedy will hum the 'The Days of Wine and Roses' as long as someone agrees to drive him home.
Pelosi will deliver the main eulogy titled: 'God Spoke to Moses Through a Burning Bush: Let's Repay God by Burning GW Bush!'
In lieu of flowers, Pelosi requests that unmarked bills be mailed to DNC Headquarters: Attention Bush Extermination Fund. Not tax deductible.
Texas is going big time GOP, Louisiana will destroy the Democrat Party with the electoral death of "Moron/Incompetent" Democrat Kathleen Blanco, the Landrieu family and the Congressional Black Caucus Black racist and felon William Jefferson, etc., and LA will become more "red" then ever with Bobby Jindal the next governor!!! The Democrat "traitor/treason" "cut & run" Party is going to lose seats in both the House and Senate. Fact is: The Democrat party should put Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Reid out of their misery, and dismiss them to the black hole of obscurity that they came out of. The Democrat "scum & vermin" Party is going down!!!
It was a grand scheme but alas gone before it ever had time to take root and flourish,, and it looks so peaceful and well preserved, amazing what they can do with media makeup these days.
Where do we send donations? Is ragweed and locoweed in lieu of flowers OK?
San Fran Nan bump
Lets hope America is listening and watching the Democrat Party on their pull out talk on Iraq ( thus telling terrorists world wide to wait till we leave before they can take over)! THE DNC HAS NO AGENDA for anything. All they have is negative thinking, destructive and dangerous ideas on what is going on and a GET BUSH attitude about everything he says and does.
I could listen to you talk like that all day ;-)
Rock on!! That will be an absolutely beautiful scenario.
That face is weird, I don't think she is able to blink. Other than that she is BUTT UGLY.
And just yesterday, former Atlanta mayor, FOB Bill Campbell was sentenced to 30 months in prison. 10 from his administration had already been convicted of various crimes.
It IS ironic (and stupid), that Pelosi and Democrats chose "Culture of Corruption" as their campaign theme against Republicans. Even more so considering the latest revelations about Katrina fraud. New Orleans and Louisiana really is a culture of democrat corruption....Big time!!
Well, as long as they were, as he says, inadvertent errors then that should settle that.
Note to Pubbies who get called out on misdeeds - remember the phrase "inadvertent errors'. It's evidently a get out free card.
On the other hand, we need to start a new mantra that will resonate in the publics mind:
Culture of Hate
We need to get Rush, FOX-folk, Hannity - our own letters to the editors of our local papers to emphasis that the entire Democratic agenda for the past 6 years has been spent on hating Pres. Bush. Their time and energy has been spent, not on the people's business or acting in the best interest of the country but on Hating Bush...
The democratic part has disintegrated into nothing more than a
"Culture of Hate"
Get this echoing in peoples heads and every time one of the screeching lib/socialists open their mouths, the phrase "Culture of Hate" will pop up in peoples minds.
People will start shrugging their shoulders and tuning out their message.......
her plastic surgeon evidently pulled the forehead back a bit too much.
Vanity , vanity.
Barbara Bush is comfortable with herself and the natural process - and can you imagine Laura ever getting a face lift?
The comical and sad part is that the results of intervention is almost always worse than just going with one's natural aging. But my theory is that folk that feel the need to have plastic surgery for cosmetic reasons only, are insecure with themselves and/or hiding something. To my way of thinking, It'd rather have folk in office, making decisions that I have to live with, that are not insecure...
If "exposure to the light of day" dooms Democrats--could this mean they are vampires? Because sun light kills vampires. At least, that's the lore in the movies and books.
"her plastic surgeon evidently pulled the forehead back a bit too much."
Or the 'foreskin!'
I believe the worm is staring to turn.....now lets put that silly immigration bill to death and secure the borders and vote GOP!
Actually, this is the get out of jail free card:
Yep & Yippee!!!
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