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Chicken lays mystery Allah egg
Yahoo ^ | July 13-2006

Posted on 07/13/2006 2:36:50 AM PDT by Hadean

Chicken lays mystery Allah egg

A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on its shell, state media reported on Thursday.

"Our mosque confirmed that it says 'Allah' in Arabic," Bites Amantayeva, a farmer from the village of Stepnoi in eastern Kazakhstan, told state news agency Kazinform.

"We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad."

The news agency said the egg was laid just after a powerful hail storm hit the village.

Kazakhstan is a large, thinly populated Central Asian state where Sunni Islam is a dominant religion.


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KEYWORDS: allah; chicken; egg
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To: Hadean
"We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad."

It's already bad.

22 posted on 07/13/2006 3:14:19 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Sean Vanity --- Exciting, Exclusive New Developments in the Duke Rape Case -- BARF)
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To: Lurker

lol


23 posted on 07/13/2006 3:15:20 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Sean Vanity --- Exciting, Exclusive New Developments in the Duke Rape Case -- BARF)
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To: Oilfield
They may be afraid to let it hatch. It could well be the hatching of the last prophet.

Call Ahmadinejad in Iran.... he's looking for the 12th Imam.

24 posted on 07/13/2006 3:17:08 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Sean Vanity --- Exciting, Exclusive New Developments in the Duke Rape Case -- BARF)
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To: Cindy

Somehow I don't get the yoke.


25 posted on 07/13/2006 3:18:27 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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To: Flyer
Make sure I'm on it.

I just don't think I could live if I missed any more stories about allah (may large rivers of p*** be upon him) and his eggs.

L

26 posted on 07/13/2006 3:19:00 AM PDT by Lurker (2 months and still no Bill from Congressman Pence. What is he milking squids for the ink?)
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To: freedomlover

Smiling....


27 posted on 07/13/2006 3:20:20 AM PDT by Cindy
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To: Hadean

Even funnier and more stupid than the Rat article.


28 posted on 07/13/2006 3:22:12 AM PDT by Rocco49
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To: Lurker

Consider yourself a pingee of the Allah Egg List!


29 posted on 07/13/2006 3:22:47 AM PDT by Flyer (Don't question the questioner)
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To: Flyer; All

What happens when people from the "Crazy Naked People Ping List" invade the thread of the "Allah Egg Ping List"?


30 posted on 07/13/2006 3:36:43 AM PDT by rlmorel (John Murtha: Out of touch, Out of His Mind. Lets make him Out of Congress! DIANA IREY FOR CONGRESS!)
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To: sure_fine

My sentiments exactly. Chicken poop!


31 posted on 07/13/2006 3:44:49 AM PDT by Shimmer128 (If chocolate fudge cake could sing, it would sound like Barry White.)
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To: Hadean

Allah eggs belong to us!


32 posted on 07/13/2006 3:46:04 AM PDT by ArtDodger
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To: Lurker

With grits and hash browns.... man I'm hungry.


33 posted on 07/13/2006 3:50:44 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.)
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To: Hadean

It must have been an Allah egg. 2 minutes after it was discovered, the coop blew up.


34 posted on 07/13/2006 3:57:48 AM PDT by ekyjim
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To: rlmorel
What happens when people from the "Crazy Naked People Ping List" invade the thread of the "Allah Egg Ping List"?

The result includes the words "over-cooked omelet", but I can't post the whoile thing here without causing embarrassment to some.

35 posted on 07/13/2006 4:08:25 AM PDT by Flyer (Don't question the questioner)
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To: BlessedBeGod

Maybe it means he belongs up (or hails from) a chicken's @$$.


36 posted on 07/13/2006 4:09:07 AM PDT by RangerM
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To: Hadean

Notice how in the West people imagine pictures of the Virgin Mary or Jesus in things, but in Islam since images are forbidden they imagine "holy" writing on things? How many pictures of Mo have they ignored - "can't be him, Allah doesn't allow images of the (false) Prophet!"


37 posted on 07/13/2006 4:09:49 AM PDT by Moonmad27
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To: Hadean

No it won't go bad and I have some old "venison" that has been aging outside (on the highway shoulder) in the Texas sun all summer that also says "Allah: (or will soon). Some mosque needs to hang that inside as a revered icon. It won't go bad (don't mind the flys).


38 posted on 07/13/2006 4:11:11 AM PDT by rod1
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To: Beckwith
Dear Imam,

"Don't they have to kill the chicken for producing an image of the prophet?"

Only if they find out who the egg's father was.

Then it's an HONOR killing, so it's OK.

39 posted on 07/13/2006 4:28:23 AM PDT by Gorzaloon
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To: ekyjim
It must have been an Allah egg.

2 minutes after it was discovered, the coop blew up.

I thought you had to pull the pin on those first..?

40 posted on 07/13/2006 4:30:18 AM PDT by Gorzaloon
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