I posted this a few days ago, but it's on topic again:
Posted by musicman to conservativecorner; All
On News/Activism 08/02/2006 2:09:29 PM EDT · 214 of 255
A LITTLE off topic, but I wonder if all these places where the "Koranimals" (i.e. hezzies, hamas, al-etc) live, if there is a "Mr. Haney"( like on the TV show Green Acres, that drove the old truck that seemed to have EVERYTHING on it, when Mr. Douglas had a problem, there was SOMETHING on the truck to sell or RENT to him to help him with out of his current "dilema").
IMHO, there HAS to be a "koranimal" version of "Mr Haney". Heck, it might even be a chain of M.E. "Mr Haneys."
Their trucks are with filled with an assortment of stuffed animals, assorted dolls, baby blankets, childrens' sheets and bedspreads, a hefty supply of bloody bandages, and fake casts, stretchers, and various obscure metal pieces that can be displayed as anti-koranimal bomb parts.
The fleet of "Mr.Haneys" all have mobile phones, and are on 24/7-365 call-up. Got a bombing ya need "dolled-up"?? Call "Mr. Haney M.E.", and he'll show up with his truck with everything you need to make that upcoming CNN photo shoot of a bombing, look like a "no-doubt-what-so-ever" CRIME AGAINST "UNARMED" HUMANITY !!
Sorry for the "rant" my fellow Freepers, but after seeing the "dead kids video" replay for the at least 100th time, it got me thinking of EVERY OTHER STAGED M.E. "photo shoot" like this......
Israel should do everything in their power to completely shut down the cell phone network in Lebanon. That'd definitely help in solving this particular kind of problem. ;)
I'll bet they say those trucks contain humanitarian assistance to those in the area.
All freepers would do well to read Musicman's post!!
Probably one in every major Hezzie villiage. I would not doubt that some of the double as them Local Cooter, too.
If he can't rent or sell a replacement, he'll fall back to fixing what ails...for the right price.