[Young Scholar]

First evolutionist said that the mammoth has been extinct for billions of years, then it was millions of years...

The standard for evidence must be formidable in Alabama.

[babble-on]

In Alabama the tusks are loosa.

[ReignOfError]

I'm not sure whether this "sitting judge in Alabama" is A) an honest and earnest idiot, 2) delusional, or III) a parody/troll. All three are so abundant on the 'Net that it's hard to tell any more.

[thiscouldbemoreconfusing]

The standard for evidence must be formidable in Alabama.

The standard of evidence in Alabama is truth.