[groanup]

From an e-mail I got today.

[groanup]

Dixie ping!!

[TonyInOhio]

Nothing else in the universe comes even halfway close to the glories of Southern football!

Even seen a Notre Dame home game? Last week's debacle excepted, of course. :)

[petitfour]

You ever had bourbon at a football game?

Roll Tide!

[lovecraft]

NORTH: You ask "Where's the stadium?" When you find it, you walk right in.
SOUTH: When you're near it, you'll hear it. On game day it becomes the state's third largest city.

I think that statement is NOT an exageration...especially at UT (that's Tennessee for you Texas fans)

[TWohlford]

Hmmm....

The largest football stadium, always sold out... is WHERE again?

WHERE?

And what side of the MASON-DIXON line is the second largest stadium?

However, I gotta agree with the SEC jokes. BTW, LSU won the National Championship after they hired a YANKEE from a YANKEE UNIVERSITY as head coach. I'm just sayin...

[mtbopfuyn]

Commentary (Female)... SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sumbitch tackle him and break his legs."

So true. A couple Friday nights ago I was sitting by our quarterback's mama and she was yelling much the same. At first, I was worried he wouldn't be allowed to go home that night and apparently so was he because he soon changed tactics.

[CholeraJoe]

I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. War Eagle!

[Igthorn]

Need I say more....

[BelegStrongbow]

You got dat right!!

And they do too have electricity in Arkansas. It's just they haven't figured out how to push it into the wire.

[mikeybaby]

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
None.
They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

[southernerwithanattitude]

Go you hairy Dawgs!

[Wyatt's Torch]

LMAO!!! I'm a Southerner nd fit most of those descriptions. So does my wife/mother/sister etc...;-)

[pabianice]

At UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS: 3,500: one to change the bulb, 300 to demand the bulb-changer be granted an engineering degree on the basis of "life experience;" 800 to riot and burn-down the engineering building when the honorary degree is not forthcoming; 200 to hold a special inquiry into racist and sexist university policies at the Statehouse; and the entire staffs at The Boston Globe and New York Times to keep the story alive for a year while demanding reparations because of university homophobic, sexist, racist, lookist, specist, warmongering, global warming Republican policies.

[skaterboy]

Its funny cause its true...gotta love it...No lights in Arkansas bwaaaaaaaaaaa

[Kimmers]

LOL...sending this to my northern born son attending a southern University.....

[Clioman]

In this state, they define an atheist as someone who DOESN'T CARE who wins the Alabama-Auburn game.

[Gordongekko909]

There is nothing more irritating than watching some clueless commentator finally figure out what "GEAUX TIGERS" means and comment on how clever it is.

LSU!!!

[MeanWestTexan]

"Nothing else in the universe comes even halfway close to the glories of Southern football!"

Except High School Football in West Texas.

Where do you think those colleges get their players?

[TheBigB]

Go Dogs!

[Tokra]

Obviously never attended a Michigan/Michigan State Game or a UofM/OSU game. Wanna see rivalry? We got yer rivalry.