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Four million Brits suffer from toilet phobia
The Daily Mail ^ | November 11, 2006 | Staff

Posted on 11/11/2006 4:54:47 AM PST by MadIvan

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To: HitmanLV
So long as George Michael is alive, yes.

Regards, Ivan

141 posted on 11/11/2006 10:13:52 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
Is phobia plural or singular?

If plural, is the singular term phobium?




142 posted on 11/11/2006 10:43:36 AM PST by Lady Jag (Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid)
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To: Lady Jag

The only time I worry about a phobia such as this is when I fly..... I am not flying now so.... no prob. ;)


143 posted on 11/11/2006 10:45:59 AM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: MadIvan
If I had a nickel every single time someone said, "If I had a fiver everytime"..I'd be rich. British dental jokes ARE ALWAYS FUNNY CHEERS!


144 posted on 11/11/2006 10:46:46 AM PST by maineman
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To: Soaring Feather

That's singular!


145 posted on 11/11/2006 10:47:24 AM PST by Lady Jag (Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid)
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To: Lady Jag

Okay, I'm not very sharp now -time for a nap. Gloomy out not cold, just gloomy.


146 posted on 11/11/2006 10:49:36 AM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: SnarlinCubBear

Don't quote me on this....


147 posted on 11/11/2006 11:08:05 AM PST by SnarlinCubBear ("Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." -- Thomas Mann)
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To: All

I thought about it until women started using their cellphones while sitting on the pot in public restrooms. Sheesh! What is with people? I'm tempted to download a gross fart ringtone and just play it continuously next time I'm seated next to a chatty pee-er. LoL Let them explain THAT one to their call buddy!


148 posted on 11/11/2006 11:31:54 AM PST by TNdandelion
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To: TNdandelion

SHould be "I NEVER thought about it..."


149 posted on 11/11/2006 11:32:12 AM PST by TNdandelion
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To: MadIvan
Ivan, it's easy to laugh, snort, and jeer at the potty-challenged, but how would you like to plop your buns down on one of these (from the UK):

Or just look at this alligator found in a Mississippi sewer last year:

We are talking about some serious butt munchers here, and I cite as my source the illustrous website toiletology. I rest my case, but not my buns.

150 posted on 11/11/2006 11:49:29 AM PST by xJones
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To: MadIvan

"Of course I giggle at fart jokes, don't you?"

Sorry, mine was an unnecessary question.


151 posted on 11/11/2006 12:24:01 PM PST by san juan
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To: Mrs Ivan

"Am I the only one who finds this idea icky?"


No, ma'am...you certainly aren't.
When I read that, the first thought to mind was "icky",
and the second thought was "people are paid to provide
those visuals?"

What a world...


152 posted on 11/11/2006 12:33:56 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
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To: snugs

"THEY HAD A HOLE ? !!


153 posted on 11/11/2006 12:37:44 PM PST by TET1968 (SI MINOR PLUS EST ERGO NIHIL SUNT OMNIA)
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To: snugs
1968, Quang Tri...we took rather large shell shell casings , punched a hole in the bottom and planted them in the sand next to the air strip, at a 45 degree angle...made great urinals.
154 posted on 11/11/2006 12:41:44 PM PST by TET1968 (SI MINOR PLUS EST ERGO NIHIL SUNT OMNIA)
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To: Titan Magroyne

"As one of my most beloved coworkers says: Don't sh*t on your time, don't work on *their* time. LOL!"

LOL!! That's a classic. Hmmm, I'll have to remember that when I get back into the workforce when the kidlet is in school. Too funny.


155 posted on 11/11/2006 12:44:10 PM PST by coop71 (Being a redhead means never having to say you're sorry...)
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To: ScubieNuc; Gorzaloon

"To the people who say they "can't" use a public bathroom or go #2 in a public toilet, your wrong. The right phrase is "you refuse to use" not "can't." There is a big difference."

I think that's over-simplifying the issue, but okay. I could have goosebumps on my arms and a cold sweat from having to go, yet I can't and I won't. I've tried before and failed. So, I'd say I fall into both of your categories. Since this is a somewhat delicate matter, I'll leave it at that - I can't and won't, if that makes any sense.

But, it's not a big deal for me. I've learned to live with it and I am very healthy - even after dealing with this for as long as I can remember, so you won't see me scrambling to see a shrink or joining a support group.


156 posted on 11/11/2006 12:51:00 PM PST by coop71 (Being a redhead means never having to say you're sorry...)
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To: MadIvan

The guided imagery part is provocative, what if your dog has it and he takes you out into the parking lot instead?


157 posted on 11/11/2006 12:57:21 PM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: coop71

Ohmigawd, I think I just saw a Host around the sun!!


158 posted on 11/11/2006 1:00:07 PM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: MadIvan

They need the "Stadium Buddy". :)


159 posted on 11/11/2006 1:02:42 PM PST by BunnySlippers (Never Forget)
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To: BunnySlippers; MadIvan
What these people need are Bladder Imps.
160 posted on 11/11/2006 1:27:31 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
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