[Milhous]

We also are tightening up the paper's news hole,

This process is also known as arlen sphincter tightening. Where, exactly, is the news hole located?

Most likey on newsprint's corpse rotting in WaPo's basement like Norm Bate's mom in Psycho.

[Miss Marple]

I hope Dana Milbank is assigned to something other than politics. In fact, I hope he is someone who is let go.

[Grampa Dave]

"We also are tightening up the paper's news hole, This process is also known as arlen sphincter tightening. Where, exactly, is the news hole located?"

Most likey on newsprint's corpse rotting in WaPo's basement like Norm Bate's mom in Psycho.

The elite mediot maggot owners of ABCNNBCBS, the Compost and owners/publishers of the other major dinosaur fishwraps are the modern day, Norman Bates. They are trying to keep the corpses alive by refusing to admit that they are dead and to bury them.

Buy my Dinosaur Fishwrap stock. The old gray lady is just fine!