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CHRISTMAS  DIVORCE

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York CHRISTMAS EVE and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that  your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is  enough."

"Pop, what are you talking  about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of  each other any longer" the father says.

"We're sick of each other,  and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his  sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced", she  shouts.  "I'll  take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and  screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there.  I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.  Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs  up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.   "Okay," he says, "they're both coming for Christmas and paying their  own way."

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Hi Seadog.
I love this story.

[potlatch]

That guy was a quick thinker, lol. Thanks Seadog!

[Lady Jag]

If I had 1 wish this Christmas, it would be for all the children of the world to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.

If I had 2 wishes this Christmas, it would be for:
1: All the Children of the world to sing together
2: $1,000,000 tax free

If I had 3 wishes this Christmas:
1: Kids singing together
2: $1,000,000 tax free per year for life
3: To have all encompassing power over the universe

If I had 4 wishes this Christmas:
1: The crap about the kids
2: $1,000,000
3: All encompassing power
4: 1 extended orgasm to last 30 days, brought about by
   2 supermodels and, of course, my wife

Let's face it, the logistics of getting all those kids together is impossible.  So, let's rearrange:
1: All encompassing power
2: The orgasm
3: The money

OH!  I forgot to strike down my enemies.  Okay, so we add that in.

Now, my wish this Christmas would be:

1: The power
2: To strike down my enemies, may they die like pigs in hell
3. The orgasm
4. The Money
5. And with my fifth wish this holiday season I would like for all the
   children of the world to join together in peace and love and sing
   in harmony.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Catching up.....

Getting the kids to pay their own way home....good thinking.