Posted on 01/24/2007 12:54:11 PM PST by RWR8189
Best campaign contribution I ever made was to the Swifties.
Hillary Clinton - Digging for the Truth
Congratulations, Massachussettes. You elected this useless blob of nothingness.
I bought a new Lexus 350 and then returned to the dealer the
next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.
The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia
On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd
say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car,
but I swerved in time to avoid them. "Ass Holes!" I yelled.
Immediately, the French National Anthem began to play, sung by
Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore
and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums,
Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Bill Clinton
on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car!
Now that the camera's pointed at me, I really miss Ron Brown!
(Wait a second, that's not Kerry!)
Good one!
He just spilled a bottle of Tereasuhs catsup and she will be angry at him.
I do it myself. Never in polite company though. My grandson thinks it's great. LOL
Finally, something they're qualified to do.
Direct quote attributed to Lurch (or is it John sKerry?): "You rang."
"I think I stabbed my brain". (Rusty in National Lampoon's Vacation.)
My contribution to the Swift Boaters
Oh, BOOOOO HOOOOO, ya big baby! I wish he was running again. He's such an easy target. I like to have fun at his expense. LOL!
He is crying because he left the State of the Union, went out in the great hall and no journalist went up to interview him. They were all clamoring for Hillary, Obama, McCain...and not one press person came to interview him.
With this came the realization that he would never be President.
"John Kerry Announces He Really Is a Botched Joke"
"With this came the realization that he would never be President."
Thank God! We came waaaaay to close to that!
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