Caption John Kerry Crying on the Senate Floor

Drudge Report ^ | January 24, 2007

[SeanOGuano]

"Wasn't that Kerry I saw on TV last night, running out of the House chamber the second President Bush's speech was over?"

I noticed that too. Lurch must have had too much coffee before the speech. He was bolting for the door.

[kcar]

Thank a Swift Boat Vet today. This one is flushed.

[the tongue]

Waahh!! I can't get satellite radio reception inside the Capitol. WAAHHH!!

[finnman69]

"P*SSY"

[Andonius_99]

he found out someone didn't know he was in Vietnam....

[texas_mrs]

[MHGinTN]

It shows just how feckelss Kerry is, as he tried to pick his nose and missed!

[highnoon]

"Stupid is as stupid does"

or

"Dang, my Michael Jackson Botox cheekbone is loose again"

[lexington minuteman 1775]

"And laying his finger aside of his nose, an giving a wink, up the chimney he arose."
"I am not running" I heard him explain as he drove out of sight.
"Unless I flip flop, which knowing me, I might."
IT AIN'T OVER TILL THERESA SAYS SO.

[gondramB]

"The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep. ~Henry Maudsley"

[tiredoflaundry]

They seem to all have that "nasty "habit!

[LibWhacker]

I'm sorry I cut and ran during the president's SOTU address yesterday; it's in my nature.

[InvisibleChurch]

I'm so confused. Are those white lines on a black background or black lines on a white background next to me?

[Old Grumpy]

Sniffle. Teresa caught me using "W" Ketchup instead of Heinz and now she's got me sleeping on the couch.

[knews_hound]

Not to mention Lurch (the original one) was quite a hit with the ladies.

Unlike Lurch II.

Cheers,

knewshound

[007girl]

[freespirited]

"Sorry. I was just thinking of Licorice."

[word_warrior_bob]

Excuse me while I blow this snot rocket.

I was in Vietnam and saved a whole batallion with my coldly efficient snot rockets, in fact my snot rockets are so powerful that I accidentally blew off part of my toe with one, the deflection off my toe did kill an emeny combatant and thus I was awarded a Purple Heart.

[DejaJude]

Senator Kerry reciting, "Twas the night before Christmas"
And laying his finger
aside of his nose,
then giving a nod
up the chimney he rose

[Centurion2000]

Lurch "dang that hurts, I was going to pick my nose but hit my eye"!

Did they transplant Ted Stryker's fingers onto JF'nK ? Or maybe just his storytelling abilities?