10. Bring note from Rusty the bailiff.
9. Ask if you get to execute criminals personally.
8. Keep saying very loudly, "Hey -- who's frying baloney?"
7. Every five minutes point to different person in courtroom and yell, "He did it!"
6. Say you're looking forward to hearing judge sing -- like on "Cop Rock."
5. Ask if there will be opportunities to examine bloody undershirts.
4. Fly into a rage whenever Norwegians are mentioned.
3. Respond to every question, "Let me talk to the little man who lives in my pants."
2. Tell them you've already done jury duty on "Matlock."
1. Ask the judge if he's wearing Aramis.
CLASSIC!
:-)
All the juries I've been on have been interesting...they just seem to come at inconvenient times. d:o) It amazes me how diffently 12 people can hear the same things, and not understand what breaking the law means.
1. This is what the law says.
2. This is what the person did.
3. They broke the law.
But, but, but...what if.... *sigh*