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Gorillas Gave Humans 'The Crabs'
Live Science ^ | 03/07/07 | Charles Q. Choi

Posted on 03/07/2007 9:48:12 AM PST by presidio9

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To: presidio9
"The hardest part was collecting the gorilla lice, and without the help of our colleagues Chris Whittier and Michael Cranfield at the Mountain Gorilla Veterinary Project, we wouldn't have been able to do this project at all," Reed said. "

While Chris and Mike collect the gorilla pubic lice, let me tell you about Mutual of Omaha Insurance.

21 posted on 03/07/2007 10:02:04 AM PST by OSHA (Sarcasm detector overload!)
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To: presidio9

Not me. I never was entertained by one. Close to it, though.


22 posted on 03/07/2007 10:03:24 AM PST by dforest (Liberals love crisis, create crisis and then dwell on them.)
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To: martin_fierro

Come in Tokyo.


23 posted on 03/07/2007 10:03:45 AM PST by Sax
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To: OSHA
While Chris and Mike collect the gorilla pubic lice, let me tell you about Mutual of Omaha Insurance.

OMG...that's gotta be one of the funniest posts I've ever seen on FR!!!!

24 posted on 03/07/2007 10:04:04 AM PST by Gay State Conservative ("The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism."-Karl Marx)
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To: presidio9

I'm so honored to be pinged to this thread, but i'd somehow have gotten here eventually anyway. LOL!


25 posted on 03/07/2007 10:05:25 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (RINO = Rudy Is Not Ours! Keep scrubbing, Rudy supporters, the blood won't come off.)
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To: Gone_Postal
danm I had always thought it was the cheerleaders

Or the USO chicks at the club on thursdays nights, affectionately called Hoggers Night.

26 posted on 03/07/2007 10:07:41 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (RINO = Rudy Is Not Ours! Keep scrubbing, Rudy supporters, the blood won't come off.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I never post threads like this anymore, because when I do they get pulled. I just thought this story was too important not to share, but that it may not be here anymore before you found it.


27 posted on 03/07/2007 10:08:39 AM PST by presidio9 (There is something wonderful about a country that produces a brave and humble man like Wesley Autrey)
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To: presidio9; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Sounds like a Country song: "I Bought Her The Lobster, But She Gave Me The Crabs."


28 posted on 03/07/2007 10:10:22 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
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To: presidio9
I miss those good old days, in a way. Especially the classics, like this:


29 posted on 03/07/2007 10:10:43 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (RINO = Rudy Is Not Ours! Keep scrubbing, Rudy supporters, the blood won't come off.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I miss Britney like that.

30 posted on 03/07/2007 10:12:18 AM PST by presidio9 (There is something wonderful about a country that produces a brave and humble man like Wesley Autrey)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I started to ping you, but I figured you'd scratch your way here on your own.


31 posted on 03/07/2007 10:12:34 AM PST by OSHA (Sarcasm detector overload!)
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To: presidio9

I'd still hit it. Psycho chicks are more fun.


32 posted on 03/07/2007 10:13:11 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (RINO = Rudy Is Not Ours! Keep scrubbing, Rudy supporters, the blood won't come off.)
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Luckily, the gorillas had purchased with a load of bananas Crab Infestation Offsets so they were environmentally neutral.

Has any one heard from the representative for the Green Monkeys, or is he still hitting the campaign trail?

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33 posted on 03/07/2007 10:13:16 AM PST by OESY
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To: presidio9

"It certainly wouldn't have to be what many people are going to immediately assume it might have been..."


but, but, I have so little left in things to assume anymore


34 posted on 03/07/2007 10:14:19 AM PST by sure_fine ( • not one to over kill the thought process™ •)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Psycho chicks are more fun.

Is there any other kind?

35 posted on 03/07/2007 10:14:49 AM PST by presidio9 (There is something wonderful about a country that produces a brave and humble man like Wesley Autrey)
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To: Gay State Conservative
I've been desperate in my day,but......

And you think it was consensual because?

36 posted on 03/07/2007 10:15:07 AM PST by null and void ("If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong." - Charles F. Kettering)
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To: presidio9

You posted this just for the headline, didn't you ;)


37 posted on 03/07/2007 10:15:59 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Have patience with me Jesus - I'm trying)
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To: presidio9

That gorilla must've had some good pick-up line.


38 posted on 03/07/2007 10:17:42 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: presidio9

You raise a thoroughly valid point.


39 posted on 03/07/2007 10:18:49 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (RINO = Rudy Is Not Ours! Keep scrubbing, Rudy supporters, the blood won't come off.)
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40 posted on 03/07/2007 10:19:41 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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