Well! There's your proplem. I think George Costanza is WAY sexier that prissy, scary, Johnny Depp.
It all comes down to individual brain wiring. I tend to select my mates by there testosterone, sweat and agression and not their pampered, soft-handed good looks.
I love you, you little ex mo devil! Alcohol increaseth thy desire but diminishith thy performance. Diabetes takes everything but thy tongue strength away.