[xjcsa]

The world is ending!

Seriously, if every case of melting ice is evidence of global warming, then isn't every case of freezing water evicence of a new ice age? I just put some water in my freezer in a little tray a few hours ago, and now it's frozen! We're heading for a new ice age!

[xcamel]

Oh for cripes sakes..

[Sundog]

If an island is found by a U.S. explorer, doesn’t it become a U.S. Island? doesn’t this redraw the map?

[maro]

It’s always getting colder or getting warmer! The world is going to end!

[onedoug]

...and now it's frozen!

As in Antactica.

[Spruce]

It's the Island of Misfit Toys! Hurray!

[claudiustg]

Up From The Skies:
Jimi Hendrix

I just want to talk to you
I won’t uh, do you no harm
I just want to know about your diff’rent lives
On this is here people farm
I heard some of you got your families
Living in cages tall and cold
And some just stay there and dust away
Past the age of old.
Is this true ?
Please let me talk to you.

I just wanna know about
The rooms behind your minds
Uh do I see a vacuum there
Or am I going blind ?
Or is it just uh, remains of vibrations
And echoes long ago ?
Uh things like “Love the world” and uh
Uh “Let your fancy flow”
Is this true ?
Please let me talk to you
Let me talk to you.

I have lived here before
The days of ice
And of course this is why
I’m so concerned
And I come back to find
The stars misplaced
And the smell of a world
That is burned
A smell of a world
That is burned.

Yeah well, maybe, hmm...
Maybe it’s just a... change of climate
Hmm, hmm...
Well I can dig it
I can dig it baby
I just want to see.

So where do I purchase my ticket ?
I’d just like to have a ringside seat
I want to know about the new Mother Earth
I want to hear and see everything
I want to hear and see everything
I want to hear and see everything
Yeah...

Aww, shucks
If my daddy could see me now
Everything, everything, everything, oh everything.

[Flavius]

can we start to drill oil there

[Bosco]

Cool!

Let's send a team of geologists to see if there's any oil on that island.

[ChristianDefender]

If this island is a muslim-free zone... i can foresee a good future... sarc/

[dalereed]

Everyone needs to put a large swimming pool in and fill it up, that will take care of all the extra water from the melting ice.

When global warming is proven to be a total farce they can be emptied, filled with dirt and plant a garden.

[Savage Beast]

Say, when the Antarctic finally melts, do you suppose we’ll find Atlantis there?

[TheLion]

Did global warming start when the glaciers melted off the North American continent?..../sarcasm

[Unicorn]

Al Gores hideout!

[fhayek]

Warming Island? I think a better name is “Chicken Little Island”.

[telebob]

Or...

Bedwetter Isle

Isla de Hysteria

Polar Bears Rest

New QuikieMart

Island Pines Estates

...

[rawhide]

[Colorado Doug]

No worries, this “new island” will soon be submerged due to the rapidly rising seas from global warming unless we all buy enough carbon credits from Algore.

[Pete]

lies 400 miles north of the Arctic Circle in eastern Greenland, reports The Sun.

Keep in mind, it was named Greenland for a reason.

[PAR35]

Won’t global warming cause the sea to rise, covering the island, and cancelling out the problem?

[InterceptPoint]

Hmmmm. I would have thought that Gore Island or Inconvenient Island would have been more appropriate.