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Operating System Showdown Ubuntu Vs. Vista
BBSpot ^ | 26 April 2007 | Brian Briggs

Posted on 04/26/2007 6:47:50 PM PDT by ShadowAce

Other tech sites will bore you with in-depth "technical details" and performance specs in their product analysis.  At BBspot we pull back from the boring benchmarks to compare the superficialities, and we do it all on a single page.

For years many have predicted the death of Windows at the hands of Linux. The latest challenge to Windows comes from Ubuntu. Since everyone has long made up their minds in which operating system to use, we compare these two operating systems on the features that don't matter. Read on to find out if your favorite wins...

Names

VistaUbuntu - It's an African word that means "Humanity for others." Embraces the spirit of the open source movement, but it's a bit corny.

Vista - It's what you would see looking through your Windows (or outside if you weren't wasting time on your computer). Clever.

Advantage - Vista

Domain Names

UbuntuUbuntu.com - Lands you at the home page for the Ubuntu distribution. Choosing a name like Ubuntu means the domain will be available.

Vista.com - Takes you to the page for a company that provides "online services for businesses." That's what you get for choosing a common word as product name.

Advantage - Ubuntu

Vowel-to-Consonant Ratio

UbuntuUbuntu - 50%

Vista - 66%

Advantage - Ubuntu

Google Fights

The best two out of three wins...

Vista has every driver you will ever need - 1,110,000 results

Ubuntu has every driver you will ever need - 554,000 results

For driver support Vista is the clear winner.

Winner: Vista

Vista banged your sister - 66,100

Ubuntu banged your sister - 63,200

Close, but...

Winner: Ubuntu

UbuntuI'm in your Vista killing your processes - 958,000

I'm in your Ubuntu killing your processes - 254,000

Ubuntu triumphs in security.

Winner: Ubuntu

Advantage: Ubuntu

Ice Cream Flavor

If the only two flavors left at Ben and Jerry's were Ubuntu or Vista, which would you eat?

VistaUbuntu - With that name, the brown chunks might be zebra droppings. Might not be the best choice.

Vista - It's green and minty fresh. If you can get over the grass clippings, you'll enjoy it.

Advantage: Vista

Completely Made Up Category

VistaWhich operating system needed a completely made up category to give it a victory, so the competition appeared fairer?

Advantage: Vista

Virtual Coin Flip - Best of 11

The virtual coin flipper was used at random.org. I chose the Swiss Franc 1 to maintain neutrality.

UbuntuUbuntu - Heads

Vista - Tails

Results: H-T-T-H-T-H-T-H-H-T-H

Advantage: Ubuntu

Conclusions

Ubuntu beats Vista by a score of 4-3. It looks like Microsoft's perch at the top might be coming to an end. Ubuntu wins our Technical Award of Excellence.



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Technical
KEYWORDS: bbspot; bumfight; ubuntu; vista
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1 posted on 04/26/2007 6:47:53 PM PDT by ShadowAce
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To: rdb3; chance33_98; Calvinist_Dark_Lord; PenguinWry; GodGunsandGuts; CyberCowboy777; Salo; Bobsat; ..
Humor
2 posted on 04/26/2007 6:48:14 PM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

Linux beats Microsoft for most streamlined applications it seems.


3 posted on 04/26/2007 6:51:34 PM PDT by kinoxi
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To: ShadowAce
XP SP2 has a superior vowel to consonant ratio.
4 posted on 04/26/2007 6:53:49 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: operation clinton cleanup

or the other way around.


5 posted on 04/26/2007 6:54:54 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: ShadowAce

Gates has been locking down 80% market shares with third rate software and fascist marketing long enough. Ubuntu is a workable solution to that problem for people who are ready to move on.


6 posted on 04/26/2007 6:55:47 PM PDT by rickdylan
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To: operation clinton cleanup

Yeah—it’s a good thing that they weren’t coparing Ubuntu to XP, then, huh? :)


7 posted on 04/26/2007 6:55:56 PM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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Does anyone have experience with Parallels Workstation? It's supposed to allow easy creation of Virtual Machines within a system and can be used (with OS software, of course) to run multiple OS's on one system.

I'm considering setting up a Linux box and running Parallels to open a WinXP Virtual Machine to run some applications. I figure I'll have fewer crashes, more security, and the ability to run a wide variety of SW. But I don't know anyone who's tried to do this.

It seems like it would be more convenient (and more flexible) than a dual-boot setup.

8 posted on 04/26/2007 6:56:35 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Enoch Powell was right.)
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To: kinoxi

No matter which distro I use I’ve never been able to get Ubuntu to work on my machine, sigh.


9 posted on 04/26/2007 6:56:44 PM PDT by the anti-liberal (OUR schools are damaging OUR children)
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To: ClearCase_guy

I just use the free VMware Server product.


10 posted on 04/26/2007 6:57:43 PM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce
I've been trying to install Ubuntu on my old laptop to make it viable again. It installs to a certain point and then freezes. Then when I reboot, it says "OS not detected"

Any ideas anyone?
Mandriva perhaps?
11 posted on 04/26/2007 6:58:26 PM PDT by Live free or die
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To: Live free or die
Check out DSL or Puppy.
12 posted on 04/26/2007 7:00:32 PM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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No matter which distro I use I’ve never been able to get Ubuntu to work on my machine, sigh.

I couldn't get 6.10 to install on my old, old machine and I'm a fairly savvy Linux guy. I ended up installing 6.06 (which installed fine) and then doing an in-place upgrade to 6.10.

Now that I've used it for a little bit, I have to say that it takes some getting used to. No root login, sudo for everything, is very different from the other distros I've worked with.

13 posted on 04/26/2007 7:00:39 PM PDT by whd23
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To: ShadowAce
Reminds me of a cartoon I once saw. Two dapper Yuppie dads are sitting in the Little League bleachers, with a disheveled, unshaven bum between them. The first Yup says, "My son has an IQ of 160!" The second Yup replies, "My son has an IQ of 180!" The bum looks at both of them and says, "My son has a batting average of .450!" At which the two Yup dads hang their heads and mope.
14 posted on 04/26/2007 7:01:00 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: Live free or die

See my post 13, it may work for you. My 6.10 install kept hanging at 73% complete.


15 posted on 04/26/2007 7:02:10 PM PDT by whd23
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When you say "old, old machine," how old are we talking about? Mine is five yrs, and it was 6.10 that wouldn't install.

I don't particularly relish the idea of doing two installs, especially since I once lost everything simply by re-installing Litestep after not using it for awhile, which I've used on nearly every machine I've ever owned.

I think I just need to replace this thing anyway.

16 posted on 04/26/2007 7:07:37 PM PDT by the anti-liberal (OUR schools are damaging OUR children)
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I laughed and laughed.

17 posted on 04/26/2007 7:20:47 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
Thanks Martin.

Another cherished childhood memory ruined by a guy in a too-tight suit.

18 posted on 04/26/2007 7:55:38 PM PDT by Hoplite
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To: Live free or die

How much ram does it have?

You might have missed the box labeled “Check here if you need the alternate desktop cd suited for computers with less than 256MB of RAM” when you went to download Ubuntu.


19 posted on 04/26/2007 7:59:23 PM PDT by gura
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To: martin_fierro

The guy on the right looks vaguely familiar. I think I know him.


20 posted on 04/26/2007 8:15:37 PM PDT by Erasmus (This tagline on paid leave, pending investigation of its treatment of females and other minorities.)
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