Posted on 04/30/2007 11:33:58 AM PDT by skeptoid
MOORHEAD - As many as 200 students decided to celebrate graduation at Concordia College by skinny dipping in a murky campus pond early today, authorities said.
A security officer tried to shoo the students out of the pond but they wouldn't cooperate, Concordia security chief Sherri Arnold said. Moorhead police were called after students pushed the security officer's golf cart into the pond.
Although no one was arrested, several people could face charges. Arnold said 10 people were identified because they left their clothes and wallets behind.
Sunday was graduation day at Concordia.
lol. had no idea that kind of list existed. add me please ;)
I never knew a glob of mud could look so enchanting/beautiful!
His name was Bob Morecock. He said he got slapped alot.
On the top of his head?
You’re added!
Welcome!
Nope; the school I work at had its last day of classes on April 27th (but the Fall semester starts in mid-August, and Spring in early January).
His name was Bob Morecock. He said he got slapped alot.
He eats ham and jam and spamalot.
OK, I'll top that.
St. Olaf's is a private liberal arts college roughly 1 hour south of the Twin Cities, in Northfield. (Along with Carleton, boo, hiss.)
One of the classes there was called "Human Sexuality" which was invariably referred to as just "Sex."
It was taught by an older professor, let's just call him "George."
One day in the campus bagel shop, George was in line with his wife of many years.
In walked several young, good looking Scandanavian co-eds. I *did* mention St. Olaf's is in Minnesota, right?)
They greeted him enthusiastically.
His wife asks, "And how do you know George?"
The co-eds reply (with the typical devil-may-care collegiate breeziness) "Oh, we've all had sex with him."
And his wife (used to the nomenclature) smiles brightly and says, "Oh, that's nice."
Apparently several of the onlookers had to be revived and picked up off of the floor...
Cheers!
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