Posted on 06/09/2007 9:34:01 AM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
What did Paris do again to end up in prison? Robbery? Assault? Selling drugs?
Paris should be paid large sums of money, even though she doesn’t need it (and who are we to decide that) for providing Fox News, all the other cable stations and posters to web sites with escapism and entertainment for two days about something that does not matter at all!
Rich black men like OJ Simpson, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Michael Jackson get special treatment too.
I like creative sentencing by judges who make the punishment fit the person and the crime. With that in mind I think the following sentence may have been appropriate for her:
30 days in a "Motel 6" type of hotel (second floor walk up) with the following amenities:
Standard cotton sheets
B&W TV w/o remote
Pay phone at the bottom of the stairs
Hot plate for her to cook her own food
Small refrigerator
Exercise yard -- Hotel pool
No room service
Air conditioning -- wall mounted in Bathroom
Laundry -- Machine on first floor $1.00 per wash, $0.50 to dry
Dishwasher -- Drain plug provided for bathroom sink
Other ammenities to make the stay memorable:
--awakenings at night from the head board beat of the fat couple next door during a drunken romantic interlude
-- Those warm evenings on the porch as the smell of Lucky Stikes wafts into your room from the Tatoo'd ex con living below you.
-- Sanjay at the front desk trying to hide the Porno magazine he reads each evening For all of this the family would pay for the hotel and appropriate charges for supervision.
“Who are you gonna believe...Ann Coulter or Wikipedia??
This is a trick question, right?
“What did Paris do again to end up in prison? Robbery? Assault? Selling drugs?”
DUI and drive on a suspended license, 2x.
The orignial conviction didn’t land her in jail. The two times she spit in the court’s face and drove with a suspended license got her where she is today.
See if this doesn’t describe Paris perfectly. I truly feel sorry for her, and think that she is in for a life of misery.
Her only hope is this kind of “tough love”, and lots of long term psychiatric care. Even with both, her chances are not very good.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
LOL
Agreed. I would love to see a news network that excludes entertainment news from their coverage. It isn't real news, anyway, and would allow more time for coverage of the news that truly matters to people's lives. Fox could have been this network, but sadly it is going downhill.
The problem we have with her has nothing to do with her wealth and everything to do with her attitude of being above the law. I admire people like Bill Gates, but Paris Hilton I consider a cancer.
>>I smell BS. Paris doesnt have a panic button. Do you really think those inmates would risk losing their good behavior points over this circus?<<
I don’t know, but a panic button might be a good idea for a high profile prisoner who faces death and rape threats... I’ve visited jails in outreach programs and trustees were in all the halls. The cost of that button versus the costs of the lawsuit that would follow a successful attack is quite small.
Some pigs are just “more equal” I guess?
Cool it.
“alicewonders, you are the first poster who makes sense.”
I agree.
LOL
the sad looking little girl on the right in this photo is Paris as a toddler/child.
I hope she can be saved...
http://www.tmz.com/photos/paris-at-her-best/16774/
I agree. And BTW this is essentially what what Ann Coulter is saying.
You nailed it
What's "really pathetic", is that you think it's OK to defend people who think it's OK to break the law.
Don’t feed the troll.
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