I have just received an extensive form letter from one of my Senators, Mel Martinez.
In his communication, he, in detail, explains to me that the stinking pile on the new carpet is not what I think it is, and that I have not really scented, observed and taken into consideration all of the wondrous benefits to be garnered from that pile, by all. He tells me of the vast expenditure of “government money” to build a state of the art fence that is presently securing our border and preventing persons(of unknown lineage)from darkening our national door. We, he assures me, are fully protected, and that because I perceive what I believe to be less than fully engaged enforcement in the past, is in fact, IN THE PAST.
We are doing more, better, and with our 18,000 NEW Border Patrol Agents on the job; there is no reason to concern ourselves over S-1348.
Furthermore, a ***bi-partisan***blue ribbon task force of Senators, many of them respected jurists and attorney’s from both side of the aisle are working day and night to fine tune and enhance the bill; to make it even better than it was a few days ago.
Martinez then goes on to ask that I contact other members of the senate and House and ask them to support the bill, and “our President who has labored for so long to bring this bill to fruition”.
There is no mechanism to respond to Senator Martinez directly.
If I could I would say,...”Senator,...S-1348?
It is still a stinking pile of totally unworkable crap, and trying to tell me it is cookie dough does not work any better now than it did last week.
The form letter you got from Martinez used the phrase, “government money”? That is pretty funny. I’m surprised it wasn’t “gubmint money.” Sounds like he has hired illegals to do his constituent communications. And the whole thing does, indeed, sound like a great stinking pile that you come across after wondering why the dog is hiding under the piano.