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Documents in his pants…Sandy took quite a chance
Several were there to see…felonies
Stealing some history…for Clinton’s legacy
He’s Sandy Burglar man…he would do all he can
Soon the commission meets…he would be feeling heat
Friends laughed at sloppiness…he lived in such a mess
What had he been stealing…about Clinton’s dealings
‘Though he had the chance…Osama would not be killed
Not today, not today…no, he would not be killed
Not todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…he would not be killed today
Documents in his socks…his excuse is a crock
It was an accident…no harm meant
Would Sandy pay the price…orange jump suits can look nice
Perp walks are fun to see…on pay per view TV
Everything would be fine…he’d do no jail time
He was a Clinton hack…he’d get his clearance back
What had he been stealing…about Clinton’s dealings
‘Though he had the chance…Osama would not be killed
Not today, not today…no, he would not be killed
Not todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…he would not be killed today
I think the truncated-sounding first and middle verses are supposed to be instrumentals only. But it’s hilarious anyhow.