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Inmate Set for Death Plans Joke as Final Words
Fox News ^ | June 25, 2007 | Associated Press

Posted on 06/25/2007 2:28:31 PM PDT by Hazwaste

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To: reagan_fanatic

“A murderer, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a death chamber...”

Congress?


21 posted on 06/25/2007 2:57:45 PM PDT by picard (The Sphinx and Pyramids are an abomination to Allah! They must be destroyed!)
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To: Hazwaste

I got a joke for this terrible waste of skin.

Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Dead man walking.

Ha!

22 posted on 06/25/2007 2:58:49 PM PDT by mdittmar (May God watch over those who serve,and have served,to keep us free)
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To: Hazwaste

Cut his tongue out and feed it to him. Then let him tell his funny little joke.


23 posted on 06/25/2007 3:01:54 PM PDT by TDA2
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To: Hazwaste

When that murderer stands before God, it won’t be a joke.


24 posted on 06/25/2007 3:42:45 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Afghan protest - "Death to Dog Washers!")
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To: Hazwaste
Gosh, he wants to tell a joke, see? Even cold blooded, ultiple murderers have redeeming qualities (gag), we should release him and not add to our crime of allowing Tootsie or whatever to die.

If we insensitive Neanderthals allow another killer to be killed, our punishment will be....a bad joke, exacerbated millions of times by media repetition. Adding insult to injury. And adding, and adding, and adding...

25 posted on 06/25/2007 4:01:17 PM PDT by cake_crumb (May I never live to see the day America has a 'popular war'. God bless our troops.)
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To: SmithL
Wow! Tough Crowd!

LOL!

26 posted on 06/25/2007 4:03:34 PM PDT by OHelix
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To: Hazwaste

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!


27 posted on 06/25/2007 4:11:19 PM PDT by Loyalist (Social justice isn't; social studies aren't; social work doesn't.)
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

I don't get it.

Of course, I don't speak German, either.
28 posted on 06/25/2007 5:15:13 PM PDT by fr_freak
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To: martin_fierro; Hazwaste; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; dighton; Thinkin' Gal

Handpick the witnesses/audience for the joke.

Let him tell the joke.

When he wonders why no one laughed explain: “We imported them from Russia yesterday. They don’t understand English.”

Then insert needle.


29 posted on 06/25/2007 6:59:04 PM PDT by aculeus
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To: Hazwaste
This is really really sad. I don’t understand his desire for jokes. I think I believe him when he says he doesn’t remember all of it clearly. But I don’t understand him wanting to turn this into a comedy routine.
30 posted on 06/25/2007 7:07:22 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: Borges

That’s EXACTLY what my hubby said.....GREAT IDEA!!!


31 posted on 06/25/2007 7:09:18 PM PDT by NordP (The greatest gift God can give us is LIFE. The greatest gift man can give to another is FREEDOM.)
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