[Sir Francis Dashwood]

Would you be in favor of Amnesty if the borders were truly secure?

No.

[Diogenesis]

FIRST GRADE CIVICS QUESTION

What is most important:
A: Amnesty-for-terrorists
B: Keeping the US borders porous
C: The safety of the American people.

Chertoff: A? .... B? Can't decide. A!!!!!

BZZZZZT Wrong.

"I am dumber than a fifth grader.