I’ve found it! At last, the proof of the Mammoth Conspiracy
I’ve been looking for the deep-cover conspiracy about the spate of mammoth stories recently. Now I realize it’s all aplot by AL Gore and his legions of Greens. It’s all about climate change.
“Mammoths and Asian elephants speciated around 6.7 million years ago, roughly the same time humans and chimps split.
He added that several groups of modern animals—not just elephants and humans—went through significant change during that time, the late Miocene period. The most widely held theory about what happened then is that climate change led to ...fragmented habitats and spurred many species to evolve.
The new study lends further credibility to the notion that climate change can lead to evolutionary change.”
The Theory: Accept Kyoto are you face another evolutionary change, presumably back into gorillas—or possibly into Gila Monsters.
Gee, but I’d give the world to see
that old gang of mine!
I can’t forget that old quartet
that sang “Sweet Adeline!” ( Sweet Adeline! )
Goodbye forever, old fellas an’ gals
goodbye forever, old sweethearts an’ pals
God Bless them!
Gee, but I’d give the world to see
that old gang of mine!
The problem there being that since humans are a cancer to Gaia and evil running dog capitalist pigs have wiped out so many species, we "need" a major climate change to wipe out humans and refill empty wildlife niches.
Clearly then we should all do our part and buy bigger SUVs.
Wholeheartedly agree that the anthropogenic climate change allegations by demagogues (the best known of whom is Al Gore) is an angle being worked in pretty much any partisan shilling service in the media. The whole of the new issue of Popular Science fits this category, even mentioning “An Inconvenient Truth” and Al Gore. If I see this magazine continue in this direction (and frankly, I thought it was a failing of the previous editor, now I see that it is systemic), I’m going to cancel the subscription, which has been in effect for over forty years.