Posted on 09/16/2007 10:09:30 PM PDT by goldstategop
What a great picture!
They loved him last time.
Can you imagine if Hollywood was what it used to be during WWII? That those who weren’t serving would be on USO tours all over.
Why can’t those US superheroes that the Middle East black market films be used. Stallone, Arnold, Vin Diesel, Clint... whoever (lib or not), should drop the moonbat crap and support them since they’re there. Tell me why the singers can’t go? They’re busy mouthing off to get someone to pay attention to them here... while slandering the mission.
Now I have to find some old Norris clips and make a anti-Juba jihad killer video for our enemies... should scare them to death.
For President: Chuck Norris’ right arm
For Vice President: Chuck Norris’ left arm
There, a balanced ticket.
Guess we can bring those 30,000 troops home ahead of schedule now.
I’m glad Chuck is visiting the troops and I appreciate his assessment of the morale and success of the troops... HOWEVER, I can’t believe it took until post #14 for the main reason I clicked on this thread to show up...
Thanks!
When insurgent snipers see Chuck Norris through their scopes, he looks at them. When they take their view off the scope, Chuck Norris is standing right in front of them. He then proceeds to roundhouse them into the next country.
If Osama bin Laden ever sets eyes on Chuck Norris, he’ll stop believing in Allah and start believing in Chuck Norris.
Chuck has a nightlight. It’s a matter of courtesy... the dark’s afraid of him.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
I heard Chuck Norris actually ripped this guys head off and then used the hair from his head to sew the guys head back on... No blood loss at all as he used his spit as a coagulant and a super glue... {/ lol
“Thank you, Chuck Norris.”
- Vince Vaughan, DODGEBALL
Chuck! In Iraq!~
Al Qaeda, you better get the hell back to Iran FAST, Chuck is gonna kick your ass...
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