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'Spectacular' Woman Seeks Rich Husband on Craigslist - Crappy Deal, retorts investment banker
abc news dot go ^ | 10-10-07 | Susan Donaldson James

Posted on 10/10/2007 9:31:00 PM PDT by doug from upland

'Spectacular' Woman Seeks Rich Husband on Craigslist 'It's a Crappy Deal,' Retorts Investment Banker in E-Mail Thread That's Gone Viral By SUSAN DONALDSON JAMES Oct. 10, 2007 —

Wall Street is abuzz about an intriguing merger proposition: A "spectacularly beautiful" 25-year-old woman placed an ad on Craigslist seeking a husband who makes at least $500,000 a year.

The mystery woman -- under ad number 431649184 -- said "$250,000 won't get me into Central Park West," where one apartment recently sold for $42.4 million, the highest price ever paid for a condo in New York City.

It wasn't her audacious proposition that sent traders rolling with laughter in the pits but the witty response fired back by someone claiming to be an investment banker who said he fit the bill.

"It's a crappy business deal," he wrote.

"What you suggest is a simple trade: You bring your looks to the party, and I bring my money," he reasoned. "But in economic terms, you are a depreciating asset, and I am an earning asset. ... Your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity."

"You're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next five years but less so each year," he added. "Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!"

The e-mail exchange was forwarded around the financial district faster than insider information on a hot deal.

"Everyone on Wall Street got it," said a spokesman in the investment banking division of JPMorganChase, where the pithy response was first thought to originate.

The incident caused a massive headache for the public relations department at the financial giant, which warded off calls from reporters about the identity of the alleged author. It turns out the young employee at the New York investment bank had just forwarded the e-mail to his friends, without noticing his electronic signature, and it wound up on all the blogs.

"I feel terrible for the kid," said 30-year-old banker Kevin, who was downing a quick burrito at Chipotle around the corner from the New York Stock Exchange Tuesday. "He got the e-mail just like the rest of us."

Ad Appears Legitimate The original ad appears to be legitimate, according to Jim Buckmaster, CEO of Craigslist.

"I don't see any evidence that this ad was anything other than sincere," said Buckmaster, who said the ad was first posted Sept. 25. "Although you never know."

The witty exchange struck a chord in Kevin, whose eventual income might lure such a husband hunter.

"It was a perfect response," said Kevin. "It was a classic reaction to a gold digger."

His slightly older tablemate agreed but said gold diggers on Wall Street were nothing new.

"Back in the day, they'd go to the World Trade Center and hang out at Moran's," said David, 37. "They'd come in three or four at a time and buzz the whole crowd. All the traders had a certain look, and they'd start to introduce themselves."

Still, Kevin said he was "shocked and appalled" at the woman's brazen approach. "It's sickening that a person would only look for rich men. Find your own job and earn your own living!"

The husband hunter defended her direct approach.

"Please hold your insults -- I'm putting myself out there in an honest way," she wrote. "Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being upfront about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kinds of guys if I wasn't able to match them -- in looks, culture, sophistication and keeping a nice home and hearth."

'I'd Rather Lease' But her responder retorted: "So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold ... hence the rub ... marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to buy you (which is what you're asking), so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades, I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage."

"Seeing such a naked gold digger out there is not surprising, but it's troubling," said Marco, an investment banker.

Marco and his officemates Michael and Tim, all in their 20s, were not eager to give their full names and corporate addresses after the JPMorganChase snafu. But they admitted they had received multiple copies of the forwarded e-mail from numerous friends.

"It sounded like a younger guy," said Marco, who recognized the gold digger from his undergraduate days.

"Everyone is broke in college, but there are certain guys with discretionary income who can pay for dinner instead of going dutch," he said.

"In college, some girls would only date guys of a certain social status," said Tim. "They won't come right out and say it."

But one woman in her mid-20s applauded the husband hunter's candor on Craigslist.com.

It's "not about the money, and it is not a matter of materialism," she wrote. "Rather, it provides an umbrella under which many other qualities seem to fall: premium educational background, high level of motivation, a family who raised the man well (and therefore good genes and similar breeding) and a socio-economic background that reflects your own."

The number of women seeking well-paid husbands so they can stay at home rather than climb the career ladder is on the rise, said Marty Nemko, a San Francisco career coach who has counseled an estimated 2,000 women in 20 years.

"Gold digger doesn't mean millionaire," said Nemko. "Their issue is to stay at home and lead and middle-class life and be taken care of."

Women Prefer Home Nemko estimates that about two-thirds of the women he counsels want "a nice, comfy part-time job.

"These women increasingly tell me, 'I saw my mom, and I am grateful to the feminist movement to allow mom to be there in the power suit and shoulder pads and all that. And she's not so happy.'"

Nemko advises five ways to find Mr. Right, including telling all the friends you know that you're looking, online dating; general flirting, going to singles events speed dating, taking classes.

Choosing the venues and "extracurriculars," like taking up sailing, golfing or going on a cruise, can enhance the odds that Mr. Right will have money.

"But don't go on the Carnival line," he said. "Make an investment in the Celebrity."

Placing an ad on Craigslist is another way and not an immoral one, said Nemko.

"I would rather see stating the objective on its face rather than subterfuge," said Nemko. "It sounds like a fair deal if you make a fully consensual agreement."

Still, most men "recoil" from the prospect of being targeted by a gold digger even as men themselves are "not as honorable in the things they pursue," said James Bassil, editor in chief of Ask.Men.com, which draws about 10 million readers a month.

As coldhearted as it seems, the Craigslist plea reflects the "functional relationship" between many men and women, said Bassil, who wrote the book "From the Bar to the Bedroom."

"Women are attracted to ambition, and that translates into security with high earning power," said Bassil. "Men value looks and beauty and equate the relationship with how good-looking their women are."

Some who read the Craigslist exchange wonder if that forum was too lowbrow for a rich man and question the authenticity of the husband hunter's request.

On New York's site alone, Craigslist boasts more than 500 million page views and 2.5 million classified ads per month.

"This posting was made on rants and raves, not w4m [women for men]," said Susan MacTavish Best, a spokeswoman for Craigslist. "So, you know, to some extent, I'd guess the person was quasi thinking out loud and expecting feedback, not posting an outright ad. But who knows."

Attempts to reach the poster of the ad through a Craigslist e-mail went unanswered, so there's no way to tell how many responses were received.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: craigslist; depreciatingasset; eugenics; golddigger; money; prostitute; sexformoney
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1 posted on 10/10/2007 9:31:02 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

When I was an engineering major in college there were all these girls with “undeclared” majors taking calculus and engineering classes. We used to say they were pursuing an M-R-S degree.


2 posted on 10/10/2007 9:37:42 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (Take the wheel, Fred.)
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To: doug from upland

If you want to happy for the rest of your life,
never make a pretty woman your wife,
etc.


3 posted on 10/10/2007 9:38:13 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims.)
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To: doug from upland
Oh, this oughta' be fun...


4 posted on 10/10/2007 9:38:24 PM PDT by Libertarian444
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"You're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next five years but less so each year," he added. "Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!"

OUCH!

5 posted on 10/10/2007 9:38:55 PM PDT by Rabble (The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others !!)
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To: Libertarian444
Are we sure that it is a 'woman' placing this add? (wink wink nudge nudge)

/jasper

6 posted on 10/10/2007 9:41:41 PM PDT by Jasper (Stand Fast, Craigellachie!!)
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To: ElkGroveDan
"We used to say they were pursuing an M-R-S degree."

OK I'll bite. What is an M-R-S degree?

7 posted on 10/10/2007 9:42:38 PM PDT by Rabble (The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others !!)
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To: Rabble

Mrs.


8 posted on 10/10/2007 9:43:11 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (Take the wheel, Fred.)
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To: doug from upland

Cars and women: both depreciating assets. You can save a lot of money if your willing to get either one used.


9 posted on 10/10/2007 9:43:41 PM PDT by seowulf
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To: ElkGroveDan

Oh — OK, I just got it — Duh! I’m a little dense tonight.


10 posted on 10/10/2007 9:45:30 PM PDT by Rabble (The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others !!)
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To: seowulf

...and boats.

They say the two happiest days of your life are the day you buy your boat, and the day you sell it.


11 posted on 10/10/2007 9:45:43 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (Take the wheel, Fred.)
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To: doug from upland

Sounds like the girls hanging in the bars outside of Maxwell AFB.


12 posted on 10/10/2007 9:47:06 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: Jet Jaguar

P-cola, but not Maxwell.


13 posted on 10/10/2007 9:50:11 PM PDT by razorback-bert (Posted by Time's Man of the Year)
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To: doug from upland
"But don't go on the Carnival line," he said. "Make an investment in the Celebrity."

Girls, the man-catching action isn't on cruise ships. Guys know that there are two or three single women for every unattached man on a boat. That is NOT the kind of vacation men go on with their buddies, unless just on the prowl for free and easy sex. They are definitely not looking for life partners!

Here's some better advice for you: Learn to ski well. I'm telling you, the ratio in ski towns is more like 5 to 1 male, and while some of them are penniless ski bums, a great many of them are filthy rich. Even some of the guys who LOOK like ski bums are rolling in dough. Few men go skiing to pick up girls; they know the odds are against them. They go to have fun with their male friends. You have a much better chance of seeing him as he really is.

-ccm

-ccm

14 posted on 10/10/2007 9:51:29 PM PDT by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order.)
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To: seowulf

I think the little golddigger slut in question is probably somewhat used.


15 posted on 10/10/2007 9:52:02 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: cyborg

Ping.


16 posted on 10/10/2007 9:55:56 PM PDT by Petronski (Congratulations Tribe! AL Central Champs)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Rod Stewart said it best: “Next time I want to get married I’ll just buy a house for a woman that hates my guts”.


17 posted on 10/10/2007 10:05:06 PM PDT by lp boonie (Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement)
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To: ccmay

US Census Bureau:
#1 place for women: Alaska (except all the males are alcoholic and heavily armed).
#2 place for women: San Diego with all the retired Navy and Marine Corps lifers.


18 posted on 10/10/2007 10:05:31 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims.)
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To: doug from upland

“As coldhearted as it seems, the Craigslist plea reflects the “functional relationship” between many men and women, said Bassil, who wrote the book “From the Bar to the Bedroom.”

Trolled.


19 posted on 10/10/2007 10:05:50 PM PDT by happinesswithoutpeace (You are receiving this broadcast as a dream)
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To: doug from upland
I think the little golddigger slut in question is probably somewhat used.

I was kind of thinking there may be a lot of lipstick on that pig, but when you buy her she's still a pig.

20 posted on 10/10/2007 10:05:54 PM PDT by seowulf
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To: doug from upland

I have a Niece who is about as pretty as it is possible for a girl to get. She was also extemely popular and is also smart.

She married her high school sweetheart. Now he came from one of the wealthiest and most powerful families in the state.

There is little doubt in my mind that she would never have married him if he had not been rich and likewise he would never have married her is she had not been beautiful.

Guess what? As near as I can tell, they have a great marriage. Maybe nature knows what it is doing after all.


21 posted on 10/10/2007 10:09:01 PM PDT by yarddog (`)
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To: lp boonie
“Next time I want to get married I’ll just buy a house for a woman that hates my guts”.

LOL. "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." Rodney Dangerfield.

22 posted on 10/10/2007 10:12:57 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims.)
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To: doug from upland

The real question for a woman like this is, “How much for Saturday night between 9pm and 1:30AM?”


23 posted on 10/10/2007 10:16:00 PM PDT by MediaMole
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To: doug from upland

This reminds me of that story where the guy asks a woman if she’d sleep with him for $100k. “Why, yes.”

Then how about for $10? “What do you think, I’m a whore?”

Well, yes, we’ve already determined that. I’m just trying to find your price.


24 posted on 10/10/2007 10:18:10 PM PDT by Kevmo (We should withdraw from Iraq via Tehran. And Duncan Hunter is just the man to get that job done.)
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To: doug from upland

LOL...tell us how you really feel.


25 posted on 10/10/2007 10:54:37 PM PDT by ThisLittleLightofMine (This is a non-issue as Rudy won't get the nomination)
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To: doug from upland

The only thing I found labeled “extremely rich” was my coffee creamer. :(


27 posted on 10/10/2007 11:40:33 PM PDT by eccentric (a.k.a. baldwidow)
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To: doug from upland

50,000 miles on the odometer : )


28 posted on 10/10/2007 11:52:37 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: lp boonie

“Rod Stewart said it best:”

Quoting Lewis Grizzard.


29 posted on 10/11/2007 12:38:00 AM PDT by billhilly (My former tag line.)
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To: doug from upland
By 35 stick a fork in you!

I agree with most of what was written, but this line had to be composed by a 20 year old.

30 posted on 10/11/2007 12:59:21 AM PDT by Leroy S. Mort
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To: Kevmo
This reminds me of that story where the guy asks a woman if she’d sleep with him for $100k. “Why, yes.” Then how about for $10? “What do you think, I’m a whore?” Well, yes, we’ve already determined that. I’m just trying to find your price.

That story is traditionally said to be Winston Churchill speaking with Lady Astor -- the amounts vary between 100,000 and 1,000,000 and the currency is usually given in sterling.

31 posted on 10/11/2007 2:55:31 AM PDT by CatoRenasci (Ceterum Censeo Parthiam Esse Delendam -- Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit))
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To: ElkGroveDan
They say the two happiest days of your life are the day you buy your boat, and the day you sell it.

Owning a sailboat is said to be rather like standing under a cold shower ripping up $100 bills -- and owning a racing sailboat is like standing in the cold shower ripping up $1,000 bills....

And, oh, 'tis true, 'tis true.....

32 posted on 10/11/2007 2:57:31 AM PDT by CatoRenasci (Ceterum Censeo Parthiam Esse Delendam -- Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit))
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To: doug from upland

Posted yesterday: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1909178/posts


33 posted on 10/11/2007 2:58:22 AM PDT by CatoRenasci (Ceterum Censeo Parthiam Esse Delendam -- Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit))
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To: FormerACLUmember

For women who come to Alaska looking for men:

“Your odds are good but the goods are odd.”


34 posted on 10/11/2007 3:01:57 AM PDT by Hatband
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To: Leroy S. Mort
I agree with most of what was written, but this line had to be composed by a 20 year old.

Yep...


35 posted on 10/11/2007 3:53:40 AM PDT by LowOiL (Duncan Hunter .. a man you're not ashamed to support full heartedly..)
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To: doug from upland
If flys, floats or f-cks you rent it. Take my word for it. Just went through it.
36 posted on 10/11/2007 4:06:04 AM PDT by G-Man 1
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To: doug from upland

Also you can GUE. Go ugly early.


37 posted on 10/11/2007 4:10:37 AM PDT by G-Man 1
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To: ElkGroveDan

We said the exact same thing at my school.


38 posted on 10/11/2007 4:35:43 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: doug from upland
She doesn’t seem like a very smart woman IMO. Why on earth would you post an ad like that on Craig’s list? Because its free? Its also dangerous. If she was that serious she would go to a matchmaking service.
39 posted on 10/11/2007 5:28:11 AM PDT by pandoraou812 ( zero tolerance to the will of Allah & Muslims ...... dilligaf? with an efg.....)
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To: Jasper
Are we sure that it is a 'woman' placing this add? (wink wink nudge nudge)

Maybe it's a classy, green-eyed blonde.

40 posted on 10/11/2007 5:32:44 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Ft. Bliss, Tx or Ft. Knox, Ky come to mind as well... ;)

Regards,


41 posted on 10/11/2007 5:35:30 AM PDT by Thunder 6
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To: doug from upland

Yikes! That left a mark!

Regards,


42 posted on 10/11/2007 5:38:19 AM PDT by Thunder 6
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To: Leroy S. Mort

For a young woman who’s WAY too high on herself, the fork sticking is absolutely true - in her own mind.


43 posted on 10/11/2007 5:46:05 AM PDT by MortMan (Have a pheasant plucking day!)
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To: G-Man 1

That was one of the funniest lines from Dan Jenkin’s “Baja, Oklahoma.”

“If it drives, flys, floats, or f**ks, rent it, don’t buy it.”

The other was the 10 stages of drunkeness.

I had the book but it was light-fingered some time ago.

If anyone has the “10” stages, please post them. I can’t remember them all in order.


45 posted on 10/11/2007 6:48:21 AM PDT by CTOCS (Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.)
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To: CatoRenasci

Thanks for the link. I did a search with the headline before I posted.


46 posted on 10/11/2007 6:52:45 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

I’m surprised this story is getting so much attention - the original Craigslist is an obvious piece of troll fiction, posted on the Rants and Raves section. The response is brilliant, but no one need think this is a genuine exchange between individuals who are what they claim to be - more likely the whole thing is staged - the work of a couple of bored aspiring authors.


47 posted on 10/11/2007 7:00:58 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: yeehah
"These traders are not dumb- they know that even a $500 per hour call girl is vastly cheaper than a wife. And the call girl doesn't expect you to be nice to her ogre of a mother."

You are not paying her for sex. You are paying her to "go away".
48 posted on 10/11/2007 7:09:22 AM PDT by LetsRok
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To: doug from upland
Placing an ad on Craigslist is another way and not an immoral one, said Nemko. "I would rather see stating the objective on its face rather than subterfuge," said Nemko. "It sounds like a fair deal if you make a fully consensual agreement."

craigslist ads from other prostitutes are way up in the last couple of months too.

49 posted on 10/11/2007 8:19:04 AM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: CatoRenasci

I have heard it attributed to Mark Twain as well.

www.metafilter.com/62686/Ten-Evolutionarily-Obvious-Truths-About-Human-Nature

Mark Twain was at a society party, mingling with the women in their pearls. He’s busy talking to a fabulously wealthy matron who’s complaining about the loss of old-fashioned morality in this country. Twain interrupts her to ask, “My dear madam, your complaints are well grounded, but I wonder if you would sleep with me for one million dollars.”

The woman replied without pause, “For one million dollars, who wouldn’t?”

Twain continued, “Unfortunately, I don’t have one million dollars, but would you sleep with me for twenty?”

The woman became offended and replied indignantly, “Certainly not! What do you think I am, a whore?”

To which Mr. Twain replied, “I thought we already established that. Now we’re just haggling over price.”


50 posted on 10/11/2007 11:57:54 AM PDT by Kevmo (We should withdraw from Iraq via Tehran. And Duncan Hunter is just the man to get that job done.)
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