Posted on 10/15/2007 10:45:00 AM PDT by IowaHawk
Dear ALBERT GORE JR. :
Congratulations! On behalf of the selection committee, I am pleased to announce that you have been named a 2007 recipient of the Nobel Peace Price, in recognition of your tireless efforts to RAISE GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE AWARENESS .
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I guess I’m just stupid or something, but what does global warming have to do with peace? Was there a war going on with guns and bombs and stuff like that? Did some small nation finally get recognized by the rest of the world after having been shout out of the global community for centuries? I don’t get it. i just don’t see how this warrants a Peace Prize.
And...will ALGore use all that money to buy carbon credits for himself?
Great satire.
I love your humor. I didn’t know you are a Freeper.
All war will be caused by Global Warming, man where have you been? /s
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/04/19/tech/main2704552.shtml
ROTFLOL
You are the funniest man in the world, and I’m so glad the creator of the great Zarkman continues to write so beautifully. How come I don’t get to be as brilliant and funny as you are?
“I didn’t know you are a Freeper.”
My profile will confirm I’ve been Freeping longer than blogging.
David:
Good laughs as always...
From our Barrington Restaurant Freepers Meeting, at which you so eloquently contributed your funny bone=profound insights, to this glorious day in Vero Beach, Fla., where I’m now escounced...my admiration for your “take” on current events is as good as ever. Keep it up...and join
us this winter, here in the Sunshine State!!
Mike Cover
Past Prez of Chicagoland Freepers
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