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Gore Files Lawsuits Against Time [Gore’s lawyers are calling for a recount of the ballots..]
Human Events ^ | Pat Sajak

Posted on 12/19/2007 2:10:59 PM PST by Sub-Driver

Gore Files Lawsuits Against Time by Pat Sajak (more by this author) Posted 12/19/2007 ET Updated 12/19/2007 ET

Lawyers for former Vice President Al Gore have filed numerous lawsuits against Time magazine, alleging a series of voting irregularities they maintain deprived Gore of Time’s “Person of the Year” Award. It has been announced that Russian President Vladimir Putin received the 2007 award, with Gore finishing second.

Details of the suits are sketchy, but one of them accuses certain unnamed Time employees of denying others the right to vote when it was determined they were leaning toward Gore. Rumors have surfaced that one employee, known only as “Chad”, has confirmed those rumors. Another separate suit claims the voting process to be far too complicated to be understood by, to quote the lawsuit, “a bunch of journalists.” Gore’s lawyers are calling for a recount of the ballots in question. They also demand that independent observers from the United Nations Commission on Climate Change be allowed access to any recount procedures.

“Mr. Gore has won an Emmy and an Oscar for his important work, not to mention a Nobel Peace Prize,” said a spokesman for the Vice President. “They don’t even have an Oscar ceremony in Russia. Who ever sees Russian films anyway?”

(Excerpt) Read more at humanevents.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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1 posted on 12/19/2007 2:11:00 PM PST by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver

Is this a snarky joke, like something one would find on Scrappleface?


2 posted on 12/19/2007 2:13:53 PM PST by jacquej
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To: Sub-Driver

LOL! Way to go, Pat.


3 posted on 12/19/2007 2:13:56 PM PST by jazusamo (DefendOurMarines.com)
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To: Sub-Driver

Once and forever: Soreloserman.


4 posted on 12/19/2007 2:20:07 PM PST by 3AngelaD (They screwed up their own countries so bad they had to leave, and now they're here screwing up ours)
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To: Sub-Driver

From what I understand, some of the Time voters became confused and voted for Pat Buchanan by mistake.

Sorry Al. Some people just can’t catch a break.

Good one Sajak.


5 posted on 12/19/2007 2:20:35 PM PST by DoughtyOne (California, where the death penalty is reserved for wholesome values. SB 777)
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To: Sub-Driver
Heh!
6 posted on 12/19/2007 2:25:15 PM PST by DejaJude
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To: Sub-Driver

So I guess Putin was “selected, not elected”? :-)


7 posted on 12/19/2007 2:26:47 PM PST by COBOL2Java (May the Lord bless and keep Hillary Clinton - far away from the White House!)
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To: Sub-Driver
R_TFLM__

I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.

8 posted on 12/19/2007 2:28:13 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Government is the hired help - not the boss. When politicians forget that they must be fired.)
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To: Sub-Driver
Al, I got some Time voting offset credits you can buy.
9 posted on 12/19/2007 2:28:33 PM PST by teacherwoes ("It is vain to expect a well-balanced government without a well-balanced society" -Gideon Welles)
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To: Sub-Driver

ROTFLMAO


10 posted on 12/19/2007 2:29:23 PM PST by Brandie (Vote for a Conservative! Islam is a Death Cult, is that simple enough to understand!)
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To: Sub-Driver

Is this for real??

If so, what ripple in the universe maintains a connection between Al Gore and and the word (name in this case) “Chad”.....ROFL!


11 posted on 12/19/2007 2:34:12 PM PST by prairiebreeze (I am unapologetically celebrating CHRISTMAS!!)
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To: Sub-Driver
Rumors have surfaced that one employee, known only as “Chad”, has confirmed those rumors.

Breaking News: Rumors have surfaced that "Chad" committed suicide late yesterday evening. A confidential source in the police department declined to disclose any details, saying only that they are in possession of a note purportedly written by Chad, and apparently related to the incident. Details to follow..."

12 posted on 12/19/2007 2:35:06 PM PST by Luke Skyfreeper
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To: Sub-Driver

omg........


13 posted on 12/19/2007 2:36:01 PM PST by The Mayor ( A man's heart plans his way, but the Lord directs his steps.—Proverbs 16:9)
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To: Sub-Driver

Poooooooooor Al, he was born with an unflushed turd in his mouth.


14 posted on 12/19/2007 2:36:02 PM PST by Waco
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To: DoughtyOne

Were they from Florida by chance?


15 posted on 12/19/2007 2:36:30 PM PST by ushr435
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To: Sub-Driver
I just love Pat Sajack!
16 posted on 12/19/2007 2:37:11 PM PST by ishabibble (ALL-AMERICAN INFIDEL)
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To: Luke Skyfreeper

OMG. The official “hanging Chad”.

Who knows, maybe Chad was also pregnant...or at least dimpled.


17 posted on 12/19/2007 2:37:40 PM PST by prairiebreeze (I am unapologetically celebrating CHRISTMAS!!)
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To: Sub-Driver

Has he unconceded again?


18 posted on 12/19/2007 2:38:00 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: prairiebreeze

I haven’t been able to confirm that rumor as the Broward Co. PD isn’t talking, but I do have one source already who claims she was in that neighborhood all yesterday evening and did NOT hear any gunshots or other unusual noises.

Developing...


19 posted on 12/19/2007 2:50:30 PM PST by Luke Skyfreeper
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To: prairiebreeze
It's official! Chad "hung himself," according to a police department spokesperson!
20 posted on 12/19/2007 2:53:17 PM PST by Luke Skyfreeper
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To: Sub-Driver
Weren't the ballots collected in a way the denied sertain groups of their voting rights? I am sure that this would have effected the outcome an a do-over is in order.
21 posted on 12/19/2007 2:54:08 PM PST by KC Burke (Men of intemperate minds can never be free...their passions forge their fetters.)
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To: Sub-Driver

I am so glad this man was never elected President. He has proven over and over again what a imature little boy with a supersized ego he is.


22 posted on 12/19/2007 3:15:24 PM PST by freekitty ((May the eagles long fly our beautiful and free American sky.))
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To: Waco

LOL


23 posted on 12/19/2007 3:16:40 PM PST by Mr Apple ( "VIDEO CHINAGATE" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2970981220206109356)
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To: Sub-Driver

ROTFPMP!!!!!!


24 posted on 12/19/2007 3:23:54 PM PST by GregB (Put The Twin Towers back up and build the wall at the Mexican border NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Luke Skyfreeper

Was the suicide by hanging?!


25 posted on 12/19/2007 5:24:33 PM PST by getarope (Hunter in 2008! We choose our president, NOT the media!)
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To: Sub-Driver

I smell Onion !


26 posted on 12/19/2007 5:25:51 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Sub-Driver
Marv Throneberry Sues For Induction into the Hall of Fame
27 posted on 12/19/2007 5:41:27 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (NYT Headline: Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS: Fake but Accurate, Experts Say)
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To: getarope

Chad was pregnant. She may have been dating a certain demogogue ambulance chasing, experts say.


28 posted on 12/19/2007 5:44:07 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Being an idealist excuses nothing. Hitler was an idealist.)
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To: ushr435

Hmmm, how did you know? LOL


29 posted on 12/19/2007 7:18:44 PM PST by DoughtyOne (California, where the death penalty is reserved for wholesome values. SB 777)
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To: Sub-Driver

ROTFLMFAO...Pat ought to win a Pulitzer for that one...= )~


30 posted on 12/19/2007 7:42:11 PM PST by StnCldTruth (A gun in your hand is better than a cop on the phone !!!!!)
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To: KarlInOhio

VERY funny !


31 posted on 12/19/2007 10:49:06 PM PST by EDINVA
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