Diary of a Mad Al Qaeda Sector Leader

Civilian Irregular Information Defense Group ^ | 9 February 2008 | Abu-Tariq, Emir of Al-Layin and al-Mashadah Sector

[Cannoneer No. 4]

Abu-Tariq is not a happy man. He had 600 fighters. Now he is down around 40, give or take some brothers and sons.

al-Sawah is the Awakening/Concerned Local Citizens/Sons of Iraq, and they have been a source of great trouble to Abu-Tariq.

Finances, property accountability, and the sick lame and lazy list took up much of his time.

Somebody post a pic of a C5 rocket.

[Cannoneer No. 4]

Is this a BKC?

[Cementjungle]

There were almost 600 fighters in our Sector before the Tribes changed course 360 degrees...

They must be getting dizzy.

[jwparkerjr]

re: before the Tribes changed course 360 degrees

I hate to be a nit picker BUT that change of course would bring your heading right back to where you started. Probably meant 180 degrees but with their habit of exaggerating everything they probably thought 360 would be twice as good as 180. Graduates, cum laude, no doubt of the Baghdad Bob school of PR.

[Cannoneer No. 4]

Abu flunked LandNav at Jihad School.

[Cannoneer No. 4]

BKC machinegun on a truck

[vbmoneyspender]

Names of People who are still working with al-Qaeda:

You just gotta love lists, especially long ones with lots of names.

[maine-iac7]

Of course, this will make the MSM - so's Americans can get sense of just HOW successful the surge is...(not to mention that our guys got ahold of this and the names of those remaining in this group along with what weapons they still have and where they are...

_{not holding breath}

[353FMG]

“Now he is down around 40..”

That is 41 too many.

[abovethefray]

Redacted must be like Smith over there

[Timocrat]

- Battalion of Abu-Haydar al-Ansari: ......[Was 300. Now down to 1 and he's injured.]

That's a mighty thin bench you've got there Abu.

[Tennessee_Bob]

I sure feel sorry for that Redacted guy. He’s got to be running his ass off over there, trying to cover all those units.

[Cannoneer No. 4]

ping

[Wolverine]

'Sons of Iraq' is now the preferred term according to Gen. Petraeus. He also has been referring to 'al Qaeda Iraq' to differentiate from any other group.

[Cannoneer No. 4]

Don't miss SandRat's thread, same subject.

[Cannoneer No. 4]

I think they just started using that term earlier this week. Concerned Local Citizens translates into worried people who live there or something like that.

[Allegra]

Brothers, I want you to know that i will only mention the names of fighters who were faithful to our cause and stood by us when we needed them...

Cool! Because those are just the names we'd like to see.

Thanks, Abu Tariq, you filthy al Qaeda loser-scum! :-D

[jveritas]

The same has happened to Al Qaeda terrorists all over Iraq. The remaining of their defeatist force is now gathered in their final refuge, the city of Mosul, where the US and Iraqi foces are going to annihilate them very soon there.

If I many ask, where did you obtain this letter from?

[Cannoneer No. 4]

U.S. Air Force Col. Donald Bacon shared it with me and some others this morning.

[jveritas]

Thank you very much.