Cats are the new aspirin [prevent heart attacks]

Roanoke Times ^ | 2/22/2008

[DoughtyOne]

I still lean toward barbecue sauce, but I know some prefer it your way.

We're sure brave. It's night and the cat people are up. ;-)

[endthematrix]

"It's cats. Asprin is made out of cats. They're making our asprin out of cats. Next thing they'll be breeding cats like cattle for asprin."

[Liberty Valance]

We've got two cats but they seem to stay close to my wife.
Don't know why ...

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Taste a lot better though. A little lemon pepper, and its just like cornish game hen


Seriously, though, the hairball placebos are almost as nauseating to take as nitroglycerine, but at least they're cheap. I find it helps to add some catsup.






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[bruinbirdman]

"We've got two cats but they seem to stay close to my wife."

Felines prefer felines. No wonder women live longer.

yitbos

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Bullfeathers. And I say that as a genuine cat person. There are no health benefits from coexisting with a creature described thus: “However, you must remember that you are not the owner of the cats; you are their employees.”
OTOH there are some great-hearted cats, worthy of sharing Heaven with their people. But they are exceptional, as are their people.

[restornu]

do you drink?

[BigCinBigD]

I don’t know about this. I think mine are plotting to kill me for the insurance money.

[JDoutrider]

BumP!
for later... My Kat will enjoy reading this!

[wideminded]

Cats: Good for your heart. Not good for your brain.

[Allegra]

This whole thread has become quite a catastrophe.

I'm going catatonic reading these posts.

I'm going to catapult myself outta here and go read another thread.

Or maybe I'll just read through a catalog that has all of its items categorized.

[Mila]

"I have five cats. I’m gonna live forever!"

Me too! I've got four of those stroke reducers lying on the desk looking at me as I type this, and two more on the floor by my chair.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Cats are the new aspirin [prevent heart attacks]

Cats are going to be the new Diet Coke.

Can I get a Whopper, extra cheese, heavy mayonnaise, a larger order of fries, extra salt, medium Diet Coke and a "Tabby Persian Cat" to prevent a heart attack.....?

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I love that site ICHC. I ROFL laughing at some of the stuff going up over there.

[Waco]

Never pet a wet cat.

[palmer]

people who never had a pet cat were 40 percent more likely to die of a heart attack

In other findings, non-cat-owners were 40 percent less likely to bleed to death.

[andyandval]

That's not very nice!

[Caipirabob]

[Fresh Wind]

Never pet a wet cat.

Never wet a pet cat.

[radu]

Wow! With 47 cats, I’ve got it made in the shade!

Actually, these critters will probably be the death of me. LOL!