[pissant]

Taste alot better though. A little lemon pepper, and its just like cornish game hen.

[Ronin]

I have five cats.

I’m gonna live forever!

[maine-iac7]

[Bender2]

Re: Cats are the new aspirin

Yeah, but when you chase them with beer... they taste like really hot chicken!

[Westlander]

WebMD - yeah right. A real plethora of info backed up by facts from the NIH.

[Ronin]

[petitfour]

Our son is allergic to aspirin. Does this mean he’s now allergic to cats as well?

Our daughter is allergic to cats. Does this mean she’s now allergic to aspirin?

I know this isn’t as funny as eatin’ cats and dogs or even eating the dirt that the cat has buried its poop in, but it was a thought . . .

[D-fendr]

this same protective effect does not extend to those who share their lives only with dogs.

Yeah, but the dog gives a sh!t if you die.

[endthematrix]

"It's cats. Asprin is made out of cats. They're making our asprin out of cats. Next thing they'll be breeding cats like cattle for asprin."

[Liberty Valance]

We've got two cats but they seem to stay close to my wife.
Don't know why ...

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Bullfeathers. And I say that as a genuine cat person. There are no health benefits from coexisting with a creature described thus: “However, you must remember that you are not the owner of the cats; you are their employees.”
OTOH there are some great-hearted cats, worthy of sharing Heaven with their people. But they are exceptional, as are their people.

[BigCinBigD]

I don’t know about this. I think mine are plotting to kill me for the insurance money.

[JDoutrider]

BumP!
for later... My Kat will enjoy reading this!

[wideminded]

Cats: Good for your heart. Not good for your brain.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Cats are the new aspirin [prevent heart attacks]

Cats are going to be the new Diet Coke.

Can I get a Whopper, extra cheese, heavy mayonnaise, a larger order of fries, extra salt, medium Diet Coke and a "Tabby Persian Cat" to prevent a heart attack.....?

[Waco]

Never pet a wet cat.

[palmer]

people who never had a pet cat were 40 percent more likely to die of a heart attack

In other findings, non-cat-owners were 40 percent less likely to bleed to death.

[Caipirabob]

[radu]

Wow! With 47 cats, I’ve got it made in the shade!

Actually, these critters will probably be the death of me. LOL!

[Trteamer]

All I know is that when my cat pisses on the carpet, it gets my blood pressure up.